frndrfoe
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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately wishing is like gambling and losing is not an unforeseen consequence.
I wish I could afford to retire today.
I wish I could afford to retire today.
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Granted, you can afford to retire. Unfortunately you have been bent several times and you are now not allowed to dive so your early retirement won't include diving.
I wish the water in New Zealand was warmer (without the effects of global warming)
I wish the water in New Zealand was warmer (without the effects of global warming)
Anthony Appleyard
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Granted. But the warmer water attracts great white sharks.
I wish that old-type aqualungs with big round regulators and a loop of wide breathing tubes were still commonly available.
I wish that old-type aqualungs with big round regulators and a loop of wide breathing tubes were still commonly available.
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Granted, they are now commonly available, but someone decided to make an AIR 2 BCD inflator model, and everyone dumping air from their wing kept on ripping the reg out of their mouths.
I wish that there was more blue water diving in North Central Texas...
I wish that there was more blue water diving in North Central Texas...
Granted. that blue water has a name. Gulf of Mexico. Welcome to global warming. Your house is now under 30ft of blue water.
I wish my house were clean.
I wish my house were clean.
Chavodel8en
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Granted. Your house is clean because your "house" is a cell and your cell-mate is an obsessive-compulsive neat-freak. The conversations are interesting, but a little unnerving as she plucks every trace of hair from her body. Enjoy!
I wish that I could summon harbor seals on command.
bilsant
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Granted, but they can only be summoned into a club.
I wish I could dive by the end of the year.
I wish I could dive by the end of the year.
you will.
However I will be your buddy, and you will forever curse 130s for the lack of volume
(love ya buddy!)
I wish the DMV people weren't so vogon like
However I will be your buddy, and you will forever curse 130s for the lack of volume
(love ya buddy!)
I wish the DMV people weren't so vogon like
Chavodel8en
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Your wish is granted, DMV staff is now capable and personable, as you have been hired to staff all of the DMV service windows.
I wish No. California water magically heated to 84 degrees F the moment I entered.
Your wish is granted, unfortunately it continues heating at the same rate doubling every 5 minutes.
I wish David was back on the forum.
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