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I am not a shreemp .... I AM A KING PRAWN!! yes i is.

Why ? ....... because we Like you! You're special.

I'm surprised anyone who dives off Broward has not seen a stray tire. I recall one particular lost kayak dive off Deerfield just south of Embassy Suites. Hooked up to a lobster float for prepping a dive (hellacious current that day too) got ready and descended down the line .. and down ... and...

That's where things turn ugly. Peeps be drinking and carousing with all flavors of rum. Ronrico rum, coconut rum, dark rum, light rum, pirate rum, Pollo Tropical rum ... and the grass skirts start a flyin', swishin' to and fro. The Real Men in kilts just stand back and quietly sip their...

Me .... and me .... and me me me me me myself and I ..... and Mardie .... and maybe the rum tote (IFF it is still attached to my car via tow rope) ... and me. ... and now .... tacky sheep humor ... When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia one of the passengers...

There;s actually two parks .... Wakodahatchee Wetlands is in Delray, on Jog a bit north of Lake Ida, Green Cay Wetlands is in Boynton, On Hagen Ranch, south of Pipers Glen. They are barely 1/2 mile east-west from each other. Both are great for birding / photography / naturists.

Geez, I was thinkin' more along the lines of a kangaroo fart. Kazoo ... phrt ... check. Drum .... check. Digeridoo .... check. 1 box of "Pirates of the Caribbean" cereal found in the $1 bin at Albertsons ... check. I dunno why they call this stuff Rum Helper ... it does pretty good all by itself.

Oh, but aren't you guys terrified of the reports of THOUSANDS of sharks migrating in Palm Beach? *sigh* TV news has some awesome footage of the sharks near shore in PB, but I've yet to hear any stories out of Broward.

You forgot rum. - Squirrel repellent - bacon stretcher - left handed smoke shifter - digeridoo - spare TP - mini marshmallows - Rum Helper(tm) - those leedle umbrella tingies for rum cocktails - pirate costume - booty - loot - spare RRRR's - pirate dictionary - skull n' crossbones flag - racoon...

LBTS ... shore dive ... Sunrise or thereabouts .... kayak dive ... but when do the stinking parking meters go up N of Sunrise blvd?

Tote ... schmote .... that's the last time I leave my unlocked car unattended. Oh suuuUUUUrrrrre. the squirrels and racoons got tired of chewing unspent stale marshmallow frags from around the campsite and decided to get back at homey with the digeridoo ...

Ditto on the vis and views ... did my rescue certs in the lagoon and I'll never forgive the assistant for pointing out nudibranchs to me all while I'm laying on the bottom playin' possum / victim. Weah. Lil' sea boogers like goopy environs I guess.

Sony DSC-A2 ? Can't even find that'un on Google ... what is it?

Hmmm, weekend of March 31st is nice, but we might be there kinda late. Got two days of PhD qualification exams, last one is that friday, so I'll be primed to kill some brain cells.

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Damn kids! Wait ... must type louder for the oldsters ... DAMN KIDS! Sorry Walter PS: need I remind those who voted for Memorial Day weekend of the mass insanity that prevails on such holiday weekends at all state parks? Joy.Joy.Joy.

Aww shucks, you're just terrified of the bloody rum tote and the infinite responsibilities it represents (-*-Hiccup!-*-) Good luck with the closing and congrats on le casa nuevo!

The closer we get to Memorial Day, the worse it gets for Mardie and I. I've got a BIG test that weekend in Gainesville, and there's no escaping it. Also, the more we encroach into May, the more likely we are to be overrun / run over by college party boats.

Orange whip? ...... orange whip? ...... Three orange whips ... --- The late John Candy

To quote zoot, " ... and then .... the oral sex." nik!