How do YOU hold your snorkle?

[Mr.X]

There are protocols and rules of etiquette with the placement and use of snorkels.

Please read the following which were just fabricated:

1. You should never hit a person on the back with a snorkel. It will leave a welt and make a distinct "whack" sound
2. Placing snorkel upside down is a sign of defiance
3. Purge valves - let's not talk about it
4. Ball traps - way to go and you should have one
5. The most appropriate place to purchase a snorkel is Waldmart's
6. Rubbermaid bins to hold snorkels must be purchased at Waldmart see post below

 

[dkktsunami]

In my closet

 

[Brewone0to]

When I snorkle, it is attached to the left side of my mask.
When I scuba dive,it isn't with me at all.

 

[Knight1989]

Mines thrown in a rubermaid, thats buried in the bottom of my closet. Come to think of it, I dont know if I've ever breathed through my snorkel, quess that makes it brand new.

 

[PARADISE HUNTER]

What's a snorkle?

 

[Mr.X]

Mines thrown in a rubermaid, thats buried in the bottom of my closet. Come to think of it, I dont know if I've ever breathed through my snorkel, quess that makes it brand new.

Did you get your Rubbermaid at Waldmart? This is rule #6. Immediately, following #5.

 

[Wildcard]

"2. Placing snorkel upside down is a sign of defiance"
I thought it was a sign of distress? No wait, thats MOF.

 

[Knight1989]

Did you get your Rubbermaid at Waldmart? This is rule #6. Immediately, following #5.

Come to think of it, I think I did.

 

[Wildcard]

What's a snorkle?

That plastic stick thing instructors use to disiplin students.

 

[Mr.X]

Come to think of it, I think I did.

That's excellent. This thread is getting better all the time!