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Nice one, Resquirt!
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Awwwww....
Nice one, Resquirt!
My Fundies class tended to grim
As I couldn't quite manage my trim
My fins in the silt
Made my self-esteem wilt
Hint: Don't take the class on a whim!
---o0o---
Buoyancy's all about air
How much of it you put where
If you're light, you need less
Or you'll end up a mess
And only your buddy will care.
As I couldn't quite manage my trim
My fins in the silt
Made my self-esteem wilt
Hint: Don't take the class on a whim!
---o0o---
Buoyancy's all about air
How much of it you put where
If you're light, you need less
Or you'll end up a mess
And only your buddy will care.
SmokeAire
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There once was diver named Andy
Who everyone thought was a dandy
a line he would lay
a tangled pile in the clay
so no one thought he was handy!
One of my earlier efforts from a year or so ago.
About H2Andy of course.
Who everyone thought was a dandy
a line he would lay
a tangled pile in the clay
so no one thought he was handy!
One of my earlier efforts from a year or so ago.
About H2Andy of course.
At Duke there's an organization called DAN
Who takes care of divers throughout the land
Should you get bent
You'll be glad for the money you sent
Dan takes care of you when s*** hits the fan
Who takes care of divers throughout the land
Should you get bent
You'll be glad for the money you sent
Dan takes care of you when s*** hits the fan
Fish_Whisperer
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How woeful my tale of fate
For my BC had far too much weight
When I went down
I quite nearly drowned
And it was so hard to master my descent!
For my BC had far too much weight
When I went down
I quite nearly drowned
And it was so hard to master my descent!
underwaterangel
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A diver decided to dive really deep,
tho his buddy said to 90 he must keep.
He went down to 180
all the crew thought he was crazy.
And his buddy thought "What a creep!"
tho his buddy said to 90 he must keep.
He went down to 180
all the crew thought he was crazy.
And his buddy thought "What a creep!"
Leave the Lobster gear at home and it never fails,
The Lobsters boldly show off thier delictable tails.
On one such occasion that critter made me boiling mad
I shoved in my arm in a daring grab, the lobster was had!
So you can see it is not the gear, but the quick and determined Diver that prevails.
The Lobsters boldly show off thier delictable tails.
On one such occasion that critter made me boiling mad
I shoved in my arm in a daring grab, the lobster was had!
So you can see it is not the gear, but the quick and determined Diver that prevails.
Fish_Whisperer
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There was a woman so hot
Who would dive from our boat a lot
She was wonderfully curvaceous
And very vivacious
Even with her mask full of snot
Who would dive from our boat a lot
She was wonderfully curvaceous
And very vivacious
Even with her mask full of snot
Fish_Whisperer
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I sure wish I had me some gills
I'd save beaucoup bucks on my fills
I'd make no excuse
For the fish I'd seduce
And... Oh! Time for my happy-pills!
I'd save beaucoup bucks on my fills
I'd make no excuse
For the fish I'd seduce
And... Oh! Time for my happy-pills!
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