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A dive student named Pierre
Was enamoured of his instructor's derriere
He reached for her leg
She bashed out his reg
And he gurgled out, "C'est la guerre!"






Just got to thinking of all who have left... Gidds, Fish, Red, and Herbman. Thought I would try and post a smile :wink:
 
Oriskany Divemaster:
There once was thread undetected
that needed to be resurrected
so out came a story
of her own personal glory
from one who's known as Missdirected



...and I'm spent.


One and you are spent :11:
 
Stuck in the office alone
With a screaming-azzed telephone
I simply must dive
Or I won't survive
And I'll end up as dry as a bone!
 
ok im not actually a diver ......yet ...... maybe some day but I was searching the net for lymrics and found this lymric lovers haven. I just had to be a part of the fun so heres my contribution!

Sharon not one for appeal,
began an affair with a seal.
whilst on their dive,
a shark caught the jive
and the two became a meal.
 
There once was a diver named Jenny
Making Scuba Board buddies of many
She’d visit foreign land
Gear up in the sand
If diving she’d spend her last penny
 
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