Closed Weights for sale

[tridacna]

I have some soft weights for sale. All in good condition. $3.50 per lb. These are guaranteed to make you negatively bouyant if you use enough of them. Buy one or buy them all.

I’m selling them because my wife tells me that I need to lose weight.

4 x 5lbs (Despite the picture)
6 x 4lbs
2 x 3lbs

Shipping in Flat Rate USPS Priority Mail box.

 

[Rollin Bonz]

Contender for classified post of the month, or at least Friday evening between 6pm and midnight.

 

[tridacna]

Still available. Weighty issue here.

 

[Rollin Bonz]

Still available. Weighty issue here.

 

[tridacna]

Sold! Weight off my mind. Thanks Mr. Librarian!

 

[OMyMyOHellYes]

Weight just a minute!

I was gonna put out a DM.

 

[tridacna]

Weight just a minute!

I was gonna put out a DM.

Still have two five pound bags avail. Time to amass a few kilos.