SmokeAire
Contributor
Recently it has come to my attention that the Word on the SB/LBTS Street is that I posses bad weather JUJU and on my next dive with certain unnamed blonds I will be sacrificed to the fair weather deities. I am here to firmly deny that I have such powers.
I cant deny that right after my move to upstate NY we received one of the heaviest snowfalls in several years. Nor can I deny that it wasnt long after my move to The Villages that we got hit with three hurricanes. And yes shortly after I moved down here to Hollywood the ocean became all but undivable and because I will be gone this weekend the diving will, inexplicably, improve. But coincidences all. Rest assured I do not retire to my cubby hole to perform feats of dark wizardry; in fact I believe that there are other parties (MOM!and a certain cave diving lawyer and a certin cave diving Villager) performing such inclement weather voodoo so as to keep me from attaining one of my goals for moving down here and to create a kill the monster mind set amongst the diving populace to force me back up to cave diving country. Well I'm not budging. Do your worst. I deny you!
I hope I have set the record straight.
Now if youll excuse me I have a chicken to prepare.
I cant deny that right after my move to upstate NY we received one of the heaviest snowfalls in several years. Nor can I deny that it wasnt long after my move to The Villages that we got hit with three hurricanes. And yes shortly after I moved down here to Hollywood the ocean became all but undivable and because I will be gone this weekend the diving will, inexplicably, improve. But coincidences all. Rest assured I do not retire to my cubby hole to perform feats of dark wizardry; in fact I believe that there are other parties (MOM!and a certain cave diving lawyer and a certin cave diving Villager) performing such inclement weather voodoo so as to keep me from attaining one of my goals for moving down here and to create a kill the monster mind set amongst the diving populace to force me back up to cave diving country. Well I'm not budging. Do your worst. I deny you!
I hope I have set the record straight.
Now if youll excuse me I have a chicken to prepare.
