How many MOFers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Trinigordo]

Can anyone think of a good punchline for this one?

[Trinigordo]

Or what about how many PPD does it take to change a light bulb?

[Diver Dennis]

Your point is?

[Trinigordo]

Your point is?

There is no point, I was trying to see if someone could make up a funny joke

[Kim]

Your point is?
His football team didn't make it. It's just another way of showing it! :D

[Diver Dennis]

Oh, got you Kim...:D

[Kim]

There is no point, I was trying to see if someone could make up a funny joke
See? He's looking for something to take his mind off it.......:14:

[jonix]

His football team didn't make it. It's just another way of showing it! :D

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

[Trinigordo]

His football team didn't make it. It's just another way of showing it! :D

Now that isn't exactly nice, besides I am very proud of how my team performed but you'd have to wait until later in the cup to see if you get the same satisfaction from your team.

[Kim]

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
That's not nice....the lad needs sympathy.....

[Trinigordo]

It is going to be a long 4 years :(

[Kim]

Now that isn't exactly nice,
(Sssshhhhhh.....I'm trying to divert attention away from your youthful indiscretions of making fun of the MOFers AND the PPDers all in one day. At this rate you'll have no friends left at all except ME!!):eyebrow:

[jonix]

That's not nice....the lad needs sympathy.....

no he doesn't, he needs to change his team preference :D

[Trinigordo]

Ok, I must be missing something here. I thought this would be fun for all of us.

[jonix]

Ok, I must be missing something here. I thought this would be fun for all of us.

:D

ok ok

MOF: 1000
PPD: 1 :eyebrow:

[Jim Ernst]

Your point is?
dennis, the point is!!! that it takes 4 ppd's one too hold the light bulb, and three to turn the house!!!! ha ha ha, OK I KNOW NOT FUNNY!!!:mooner:

[Kim]

Ok, I must be missing something here. I thought this would be fun for all of us.MOFers tend to be like others that you've met recently....can't always see it from other points of view. PPDers on the other hand see it from so many points of view that it begs the question if you'll ever get a straight answer.

SO.....MOFers will always use the same number of people to change the bulb whether it's bulb 100, 666, 1000, 1001, 1002 (for the late one who felt disappointed), 2000, 5000 etc etc. Their number will be the right number, whatever the number is (which doesn't actually matter)

PPDers.........well they'll still be voting on something completely different than the original question so far into the future that we'll probably all be dead.

Does that answer your question?

[jonix]

dennis, the point is!!! that it takes 4 ppd's one too hold the light bulb, and three to turn the house!!!! ha ha ha, OK I KNOW NOT FUNNY!!!:mooner:

dead wrong jim! just 1 --> paolov :D

[Jim Ernst]

dead wrong jim! just 1 --> paolov :D
ROFL!!!!!!!! OK I GIVE UP!!!!!! thought id see if i could start some s....t

[jonix]

ROFL!!!!!!!! OK I GIVE UP!!!!!! thought id see if i could start some s....t

just give him coffee and he'll fire away...errr replace the lightbulb in 101 different ways. and kim's right you'll need a poll :lol:

[Kim]

dead wrong jim! just 1 --> paolov :D
This is SOOOOO wrong. I don't see a vote ANYWHERE!!!!

[Jim Ernst]

just give him coffee and he'll fire away...errr replace the lightbulb in 101 different ways. and kim's right you'll need a poll :lol:
OK..... maybe i should refrase, not start s...t , but start some paolov!!! ha ha ha

[Trinigordo]

No one can come up with a good punchline?

I couldn't either :(

What poll?

[jonix]

No one can come up with a good punchline?

I couldn't either :(

What poll?

let's ask jam :D

[Trinigordo]

No one taking a cheap shot at Kim?

Wow you PPD guys are getting soft in your old age :D

[jonix]

No one taking a cheap shot at Kim?

Wow you PPD guys are getting soft in your old age :D

kim is a good guy and we're gonna invite him over within the next year ;)

besides, kim's team is winning hehehe

[clgsamson]

or Paolo...

[Trinigordo]

I still cannot believe no one can come up with a decent punchline

[Trinigordo]

Well this was a failed experiment at best.

[grazie42]

since 1968 Kim...couldn´t help myself...

[Kim]

since 1968 Kim...couldnīt help myself...
Yes I know - that last goal was a bit lucky though, you'd have to admit that. Never mind - we still made group winners so hopefully have a relatively easy passage to the last 8. At least we were actually ahead twice during the game - it felt good!

[Kim]

No one taking a cheap shot at Kim?

Wow you PPD guys are getting soft in your old age :D
Don't worry Trini....those guys know EXACTLY how to make me miserable when they want to........:11:

[paolov]

....those guys know EXACTLY how to make me miserable when they want to........:11:

Just say when...... :light:



koya : i heard you...... me again huh?

oh am lazy to read the thread. what punchline does trini want?

perhaps i can help, now that i have been summoned here.


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[paolov]

Can anyone think of a good punchline for this one?


which light bulb ?

1. incandescent
2. Halogen
3. HID
4. Xenon
5. DIR-F
6. LED
7. :coffee:

[shugar]

jeez... 33 posts later and still NO punchline?

let me try:

Q: how many PPD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: mike loves ish! (or other off topic post)

Q: how many PPD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1 korean diver, 1 yappie, a bunch of canadians, a handful of brits, a copy of photoshop, a bottle of tequila and a few cameras hehehehe

Q: how many PPD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: is it DIR?

and this is a truly PPD answer
Q:how many PPD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=147267

Jag

[miketsp]

MOFers don't change light bulbs. They start a 30000 post thread about the root cause of why the previous one burned out and left them in the dark.

[miketsp]

None, MOFers aren't afraid of the dark.

[miketsp]

What, you mean it's dark in here?

[miketsp]

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as [Oops!]-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

16 to say, "I sent you a private message about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again.

[speedhound]

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as [Oops!]-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

16 to say, "I sent you a private message about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again.

....and then some mod comes by, "cleans up" the thread and locks it!! :D

[jonix]

....and then some mod comes by, "cleans up" the thread and locks it!! :D

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

hey trini we have a poll :D

[Trinigordo]

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

hey trini we have a poll :D

Yeah I saw it and voted, I think Mike loves chip is going to win by a landslide

[Wayward Son]

None, the light is always on.

[jonix]

Yeah I saw it and voted, I think Mike loves chip is going to win by a landslide

grrrrr darn those 2

[Trinigordo]

None, the light is always on.

I like that, but it isn't funny :D