keelhaul the varmint

Finesse · Oct 17, 2002

Quote from Scuba Jim

"Stud?
That's me!!!!! Weh-hey!"........Ok now he's really going to be difficult to live with.....Poor Poor Susan !!!!

"A-har, first mate! Shiver me timbers!
Hoist the mainsail, brace the giblets, keelhaul the varmint."

OK ..... I know the manta Dive wasnt the greatest ..... but to Keelhaul with that little dive boat ..... it might damage the engines

"BTW I spoke to Nikon yesterday and my scanner will not be fixed for another 4 weeks, so I am afraid you will just have to wait until then for the pickies...."

Well Thats Just Great!!! ..... So what you're telling me is we have to wait 4 weeks to see if the hundreds (ok maybe 10 :bljoker: ) swarming, ferocious, ravenous, killer sharks

attacked us??????? :sharky:

OH PLEASEEEE ...... STOP THE INSANITY !!!!!!!!

Scuba Jim · Oct 18, 2002

Well Thats Just Great!!! ..... So what you're telling me is we have to wait 4 weeks to see if the hundreds (ok maybe 10 ) swarming, ferocious, ravenous, killer sharks attacked us???????

This is so I can come up with an excuse as to why all my pictures are out of focus, overexposed, underexposed, badly framed, and in fact that picture was taken in Palau, I just had to get one shark picture in!!!!

So, anyway, you want pancake with that?

I know the manta Dive wasnt the greatest

This is, I believe, the understatement of the century...
Franck's dive brief: "Ziss is a manta dive. So we vill sweem along ziss area of mediocre reef until zee air runs out and zen we vill surface. Oui? Bon. Follow me and do exactly as I zay, or I vill have to slap you on zee wrist, you naughty English speakers. No, you may not dive more zan 5 cm away from me, ziss is forbidden."

Say lavee.

Eau resevoir. A bee antoe

Jacques le Plongeur

First Mate · Oct 18, 2002

:laugh:

Scuba Jim · Oct 18, 2002

Franck post dive :

"Shange your own tank, Eenglish. What you sink I am doing 'ere? Working? Do it yourzelf, and while you're at eet, you can carry all your dive gear, while I use the convenient trolley. Oh, and your muzzer was an 'amster and your fazzer smelt of elderberries. And I fart in your general direction" (For all you Monty Python fans out there)

Finesse · Oct 18, 2002

I was laughing so hard I almost choked to death !!!!!!!

That was tooooo funny........

Pancake !!!!!! No I have Om-e-let with Tabasco..... sweet checks!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Niceeeeee!!!!!!

OH OH Like nuther HINANOOOOOO ?????????

Scuba Jim · Oct 18, 2002

I'll reply to this one too!

quote:
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I was laughing so hard I almost choked to death !!!!!!!
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Not on your om e let, I hope?

"Now zen Eenglish, you may be more experienced zan me, burt I vill tell you ziss only once. When zee vizibility is 50 metters I do not want you swimming off in zee direction of anysing interesting, oui? You will steek in zee group and if you want to take photos of feesh and their are arms and legs in the zee picture, well, turf teety, ros beef."

"Rrrrrrrrrrrr. Agincourt, Crecy, Poitiers, Trafalgar, Waterloo and uzzer insulting words to you, Franckenstein"

First Mate · Oct 18, 2002

You most definitely have had one too many om e lets, you craaaazzeey Eeenglishman.

Finesse · Oct 18, 2002

And you wonder why you received no help boarding the boat!!!!!!!!

I think Franck was waiting to get a strobe .....Where the strobe dont shine

Scuba Jim · Oct 21, 2002

He was already accommodating 2 strobes, an Apollo propulsion unit and an 80 cuft tank!!!!

Finesse · Oct 21, 2002

This explains everything...and makes it much clearer......I guess the tank was giving him too much gas

hence his actions and mannerism!!!

I dont know .....maybe he wants an om e let.......and some coconut milk might help relieve the other problem Doh

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