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Is there any such thing? Because I'm new and would not like to offend the other divers on the boat.
 
Indeed there are standards of conduct to make it pleasant for everyone. Here's a quick incomplete list:
1. If you need to smoke or puke, move to the lee side of the boat to do so.
2. Don't put anything in the marine head that hasn't been completely digested - except for a little toilet paper.
3. Keep your gear together and stowed.
4. Mark your gear - unless it's homemade, someone will have one just like yours.
5. Do not use the marine head while divers are in the water.
6. Do what the Captain says - if you don't like it, save it for the pier after the boat docks.
7. Don't "help" the crew unless they ask you to.
8. Inventory your gear before the boat leaves the dock.
9. Keep wet gear on the dive deck - keep the cabin dry.
10. Tip the deck hand.
Rick
 
Can I add 'don't lift tanks on to your shoulders and then swing around when the wet area is already crowded'

OUCH it makes my head hurt remembering that
 
Hi wishihadgills,

There surely is such a thing as "dive boat etiquette."

Here is a humourous but very informative treatment of the matter from a past issue of "Rodale's Scuba Diving":

"our primer on proper boat diving etiquette, from scuba's foremost purveyor of propriety, enemy of ill manners and curse of the coarse.

Dear Crabby
Photography by Mark Lawrence; hair and makeup by Donnamarie
Gentle Reader,
As we all know, divers are more enlightened and civilized than those terrestrial troglodytes of our species. Yet, unfortunately there are swimming amoung us the boorish and buoyancy challenged; the dolts down below.

Nowhere are courtesy and decorum more important than the confines of a dive boat, and so on, to help the hopelessly gauche, I've collected these letters from divers, all dealing with dive boat etiquette. Read 'em and reap.

- Crabigale Van Burfish
(as imparted to Bob Friel)



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Dear Crabby,
Dive boats are often accused of running on "island time" when on many occasions, it's the divers themselves who cause a boat to fall behind schedule. Any anti-tardy tips?
Ollie Ferguson
VP of Dive Operations
UNEXSO, Grand Bahama



Dear Ollie,
"Fashionably late" is fine for a summer soiree but has no place where captains, crews and other divers are kept stewing at the dock. Divers should always:


Show up at the appointed time--at least 30 minutes before departure.
Remember to bring C-cards and a log book.
Know how much weight they need.
Know what rental gear they need.
Make sure tanks are full--whether their own or rentals. Fill private tanks the day before the dive.
Already have water and snacks--10 minutes before departure is not the time for a munchie mission.
Go through an equipment checklist while there is still time to get rental gear.
Ensure that all gear, private and rental, is in working order before the boat leaves the dock.
Set up their first tank before the boat starts moving.


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Dear Crabby,
Some divers seem to forget that dive boats actually move and that any gear not properly secured will fall and break: break other people's gear, break other people's body parts or even break the boat. We find divers being especially careless with weight belts.
Capt. Spencer Slate
Atlantis Dive Center
Key Largo, FL



Dear Capt. Slate,
Maybe the feeling of weightlessness under water makes divers forget about gravity ... or maybe they've hit the deck one too many times themselves. Either way, you and I know that any piece of gear placed above the deck and not secured will quickly find its way down to said deck--hard.

Every dive boat afloat has some procedure to secure tanks (usually bungee cords). Use it and never leave a tank unattended or unsecured.
Anything you value--land cameras, cell phones, sunglasses, small children--should be carried in protective cases and secured from both falling and exposure to salt water.
Weight belts belong only around your waist, on the deck beneath your seat or in a crate meant to hold them. Don't even think about putting them on top of a bench, engine cover or camera table.

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Dear Crabby,
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Helpless in Hoboken



Dear Helpless,
You've probably tripped over a thoughtless diver's gear. Most divers keep their equipment carefully stowed while aboard, but others spread around so many hoses, straps, belts, masks and rubber suits that it looks like an explosion at a fetish factory. For those take-up-too-much-space cadets:

On most dive boats, your personal space is a section of bench two tanks wide--plenty of room for all your basic gear.
Your BC and regulator should be set up on a tank as soon as you board.
Your mask should be either attached to your BC or in a protective case in your dive bag.
Your fins should be together, adjusted properly and accessible under your seat.
Small items: knives, lights, wreck reels, etc. should stay in your dive bag until you're ready to suit up.
Dive bags go under the seat and out of the way.
Exposure suits can stay in your dive bag, be secured to the top of your tank or be used as a seat cushion until needed.


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Dear Crabby,
We all know that when you screech, people listen. Sometimes it's not so easy for divemasters when they give their briefing--divers fiddle with gear or just kind of glaze over. Can you remind your readers how important it is for them to pay attention?
John Clamp and Capt. "Nemo" Thompson
Southern Cross Club, Little Cayman


Gentlemen,
You bring up Crabby's No. 1 rule of dive boat etiquette: Listen to the divemaster's briefing! I know all you world travelers are used to making origami gophers out of airsick bags while flight attendants give their safety spiel on water landings. But on a dive boat, you're paying to hit the water, so listen up and learn:

How to get on and off the boat.
Where the safety equipment lives.
Where to stow snacks and dry clothes.
How long a drive time till dive time.
What to expect on the dives.
A review of boat diving and buddy diving procedures.
Fishing and wildlife regulations.
How to work the marine head.

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Dear Crabby,
I recently did my first boat trip--loved it, except ... Down below in the cabin there was a small door that led to a dank, dark, fetid space. Was that the entrance to Hell?
Sissy Bidet
Flushing Meadows


Dear Sissy,
Just about. It sounds like you came perilously close to a marine head: the infernal contraption carried aboard boats for human waste treatment--a nightmare of valves and pumps designed to clog before leaving the factory and usually foul enough to keep Dear Crabby in a hover.
If you don't know--don't go! Always ask one of the crew how to operate the head. There are several designs, each calling for different flushing procedures.
Standard vulgar briefing: "Nothing goes in a marine head that you haven't eaten first."
Don't go into the head if you are seasick. You will get worse, much worse, and you'll start a chain reaction that will turn the boat into a floating cookie factory.
Always leave the head clean for the next victim.
Go before you leave the dock.

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Dear Crab Lady,
What's wid dese underwooder photographers? Camera crap all over da place, dey think dey own the whole boat or what? What's up wid that?
Izzy Droolin
Philly


Dear Izzy,
Your eloquent query posits a compelling issue. Photography/videography is an ever more popular activity for divers and, although they don't own the whole boat, practitioners do invest thousands of dollars in delicate, water-phobic equipment. Proper etiquette calls for all parties to respect one another's space and property.
Photographers:

Pack equipment in hard cases you can work out of, i.e., Pelican-type cases, coolers or milk crates.
Photo gear should be kept in the designated area (camera table, forward deck, below) if provided, or beneath your seat and out of the way of other divers.
Camera gear should be set up before the boat leaves the dock and then put back into the protective cases to prevent damage from falling dive gear and falling divers.
The divemaster's "Dive!" command is the wrong time to ask around for a crew member to hand you your camera. Ask at the briefing and specify which end to hold if you don't want some Neanderthal to innocently unscrew your 15mm before handing it into the water.
At the ladder after the dive, seasoned photographers (those who've had floods and scratched domes) ask the divemaster handling their camera to place it on the camera table or on the deck--not into the rinse bucket. Collect the camera ASAP and rinse it yourself by hand.
Change film quickly and replace gear into hard cases safely away from drips.
Take pictures of other divers and send them the shots.
Other divers:

If there is a camera area, don't use it for making sandwiches, changing diapers or as a convenient spot to store open cans of cola, suntan lotion or your wet laundry.
If the boat has a camera rinse bucket don't use it to wash scuba gear or, God forbid, your wetsuit.
Cameras are most vulnerable when open to change film. Shaking yourself dry like a soggy sheepdog will not be appreciated at this time.
If there is a pro photographer on board and you hope to get pictured in a magazine, do not wave at the camera.

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Dear Crabby,
What is the correct protocol when a large group of divers is trying to get back up on the boat at the same time?
Wendy Myturn
Monterey


Dear Wendy,
As much as Dear Crabby likes to lounge on the ladder blowing out her sinuses and letting bubbles from the divers below float up and tickle her fancy, I must say that it is not proper dive boat etiquette.
On anchored boats:

Ascend to the safety line and inflate your BC enough to float comfortably at the surface.
If another diver is on the ladder, hang on the line until it's your turn.
Do not take your fins off on the float line unless you want to entertain the boat crew.
Keep your regulator in, your fins on and your mask in place while you get a stable grip on the ladder. Ascend à la dive briefing.
On drifting boats:

Ascend in buddy teams or groups. Get buoyant on the surface.
Stay together and wait for the boat. Don't try to swim to it.
While awaiting your turn to board, stay close and drift with the boat. Be alert in case the captain needs to maneuver, and pay attention to the divemaster.
Approach the ladder only when given the OK--and then do it quickly.
On any boat:

Never approach the ladder until the diver in front of you is off the platform and can't fall back onto your head.
Graciously thank whoever helped haul your butt up the ladder.
Quickly clear the platform so those behind you can ascend.
Collect your fins if they are not still in your hands.
Carefully shuffle to your spot on the bench, sit and remove your tank, stow all gear out of the way.
Blow your nose.
Help other divers.

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Dear Crabby,
Aaaaaaah!
Stuck in Truk


Dear Stuck,
Good point! Spearguns should never, ever be loaded, strung, sprung or charged on a dive boat. Great Wet Hunters should swim far away from the boat and away from other divers before setting up their fishka-bobber. And remember, spearguns don't shoot people--morons do.

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Dear Crabby,
Heeeere's Johnny!
Nick L. Sun
Somewhere At Sea


Dear Nick,
Put down the ax. You're just experiencing Dear Crabby's Principle of Confined Contraction: All live-aboard boats shrink at a rate of five feet per day--twice that rate if there's an insurance salesman on board. Live-aboard trips are the diving world's truest test of civilization: good groups have the experience of their lives, bad groups make Lord of the Flies look like "Romper Room." A few hints:
All relationships should be crash-tested before signing on as cabin mates.
Learn to share and play well with others.
Be noise-conscious: On a live-aboard, everyone can hear you scream.
Cross purposes = crossed swords: Most people take live-aboards for the intensive diving. If you want one or two dives a day and a party all night, stay at a land-based resort.
After four or five dives a day, people are tired--late-night clog dancing on the sundeck is a capital offense.
Do not monopolize the stereo or VCR.
Diving doesn't count as showering.
When someone is reading a book you can assume they want to be left alone; when they brandish mace, you can be sure.

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Dear Crabby,
Could you please remind your readers just how hard live-aboard crews work for their guests and how, along with a safe and exciting diving vacation, they provide all the services and amenities of a restaurant and hotel. Too many divers forget to take care of the staff that has taken care of them all week.
Capt. Tom Guarino
Sea Fever Diving Cruises
Miami Beach


Dear Capt. Tom,
Deep divers, shallow pockets? Say it isn't so! OK deadbeats, listen up: Resorts all over the world now add up to 15 percent on top of your bill to cover service and gratuities. Guess what a live-aboard is? Right, a floating dive resort. How much would you tip on land for 21 meals, seven nights maid service (which includes cleaning the heads) and having a personal valet help you dress and carry your gear about 25 times? Dear Crabby suggests you tip 10 to 15 percent of the boat fee to the crew. Set the cash aside when you book the cruise so it won't seem like such a hit at the end. This goes for day boats too!"

Hope this getsyou started.

DocVikingo
 
very Farnie. Anymore?? Is there any ranking on dive boats, like,

1) The old guy with the beard, last name Cousteau, ancient equipment

2) The captain

3) The Divemaster

4) The diver with the tattoo on the forehead

5) Other divers

6) New Divers

7) Irritating Divers.
 
Doc V - I loved Dear Crabby's etiquette tips. I'm going on a liveaboard soon with a whole bunch of people, half of whom have never been on one before (myself included) and I'll definitely be printing this thread out to have them all read and memorise before we cast off!

Wishihadgills (love the handle, BTW) - you brought up a very good point for newbies. Thanks!

Cheers
 
well lets look at the other side of this coin shall we. dive boats need to use better judgement when stickin buddies together, 1 most divers are overall mature adults(maybe not at the bar teehee) most divers can pick or team up with someone they liek or have a connection with, i HATE it when a dive boat op says oh your this rating so here you dive with joe bob, its like if you hold a certain rating u get some ****ty diver pawned off on you and you get stuck babysitting. yes i relize alot of new divers can learn from older more wise divers, but when im on vaction the last thing i wanna do is babysit, hell thats what the dm is for, im not knockin the dm's i know 1st hand the **** you get pawned off on you. but the dive boat ops need to have some form of etiquette in this area
 
I can see Mirage's point about buddy pairing. Though I am still a relative newby (less than 50 dives), I would not want to be put with someone who has significantly less experience than me. And conversely, I would not want to drag down an unwilling more experienced diver.

I guess the best thing would hope that the Dive Master would do the pairing as soon after boarding as possible so you can talk to your new buddy to find out what their skill level is and what they want to do on the dives. And then if a conflict arises, it can be resolved before it's a huge hassle.

For me, I enjoy being around more experienced divers since I try to be as observant as possible about their gear, placement, and techniques so I can ask questions during the surface intervals and learn from them.

Thank you mirage for bring up this point, since it can really make a difference about enjoying your trip.
 
i forgot to say its the buddys attiude overall i dislike, id willing take a new diver witha great attidude cause they still get off on the lil things u/w and can learn, its those ego divers or those who disprespect mama ocean or have no clue how stupid they are. u know those who do fred flintstone's car starting tech on coral.
 

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