Cave Diver
December 12th, 2002, 01:42 PM
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around
all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the
bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,
sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
monkey just did?" The guy says, " No, what?" "He just ate
the cue ball off my pool table, whole", says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. He
eats everything in sight. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks
later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the
bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey
finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks
it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks.
"Now what?" responds the patron. "Well? He stuck a maraschino
cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it" says the
barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the
patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since
he ate that cue ball, he measures everything first."
drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around
all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the
bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,
sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
monkey just did?" The guy says, " No, what?" "He just ate
the cue ball off my pool table, whole", says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. He
eats everything in sight. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks
later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the
bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey
finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks
it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks.
"Now what?" responds the patron. "Well? He stuck a maraschino
cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it" says the
barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the
patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since
he ate that cue ball, he measures everything first."