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ClayJar

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Ponder, if you will, the following excerpt from the response of a certain famous person when asked what they would do if they weren't doing what they're famous for doing:
I love science. I've always loved biology, like I'm almost a little obsessed with it. It's kind of unhealthy. Science Daily is one of my bookmarks. I'm super dorky.
Now, while considering that, consider that said famous person is widely known to enjoy scuba diving. You can even google up some photos of them diving (or just having finished a dive).

So, they're a self-confessed dork, they enjoy diving, and they happen to be a famous person. It seems likely, as well, that this person being a Dork Diver might be useful in helping divers teetering on the fence to come over to the Dork side (at least for approximately half the diving population, that is). I think, then, that perhaps we should consider awarding an honorary DD membership to...

:D :dork2: Jessica Alba! :dork2: :D

"I'm super dorky" article.
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Bring that person in! The more! The merrier!!! :D

I don't know if that made any sense but okay! :dork2:
 
That would convince me!

Someone hurry up and invite her!
 
It would be nice to have her around our clubhouse!

Dave
 
I think the admittance of OCD works in well with being a Dork, and the admittance of "super dorky" :D
 
Ponder, if you will, the following excerpt from the response of a certain famous person when asked what they would do if they weren't doing what they're famous for doing:Now, while considering that, consider that said famous person is widely known to enjoy scuba diving. You can even google up some photos of them diving (or just having finished a dive).

So, they're a self-confessed dork, they enjoy diving, and they happen to be a famous person. It seems likely, as well, that this person being a Dork Diver might be useful in helping divers teetering on the fence to come over to the Dork side (at least for approximately half the diving population, that is). I think, then, that perhaps we should consider awarding an honorary DD membership to...

:D :dork2: Jessica Alba! :dork2: :D

"I'm super dorky" article.
Photo searches left as an excercise to the user. :wink:

Again, I am all for expanding the ranks of the Dorkdom, but I think we need to make sure that these people really are Dork Diver's and not just poseurs. Therefore, I think I should escort this new member prospect on several dive adventures (warm and tropical preferred) just to make sure she is truly qualified. I know it is a big commitment on my part, but I am willing to do it for the integrity of Dork Divers everywhere! Thats just my nature: give give give. :eyebrow:
 
I'm innocent! :angel2:

Really, I am! At least until proven otherwise...:D
 
...I think I should escort this new member prospect on several dive adventures (warm and tropical preferred) just to make sure she is truly qualified.

I'd volunteer to dive with Ms. Alba. (Provided my lovely bride would not object!)

Dave
 
I'd volunteer to dive with Ms. Alba. (Provided my lovely bride would not object!)

Dave

We'd hate to get you in trouble with your bride. You should let one of us singles (me) handle this...
 
We'd hate to get you in trouble with your bride. You should let one of us singles (me) handle this...

CD, You might be right, she is after all from Texas. She might feel more comfortable diving with a tall, dark (in all black), good old boy. But then again, she might not like your gear set up and feel intimidated. Hmm, maybe an old fart like me or Merxlin would be less threatening.:wink:



Dave
 
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