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mddolson
February 1st, 2003, 05:41 PM
Here's one for my Canadain beer lovers.

Why is American beer like making love on a canoe?

They are both f***ing near water!

FLL Diver
February 1st, 2003, 05:58 PM
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser. " The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. " He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke. "
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's? "

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

scuberd
February 1st, 2003, 09:05 PM
FLL Diver once bubbled...

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

it's amazing how true this is. Great!!!

ONESPEED
May 17th, 2009, 07:27 PM
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