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scubadog76
February 8th, 2003, 02:31 PM
Q. How many surrealist's does it take to change a light bulb? A. Purple.

caymaniac
February 8th, 2003, 03:56 PM
Q. What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg is both the same:D

Caymaniac

Irishdiver
February 8th, 2003, 08:35 PM
Well...if you're sure you want surreal, here's one that's been doing the rounds for years:

Two pigs in the bath. The first pig says to the second: 'Pass me the soap, please'.
The second pig looks at him and says: 'What do you think I am, a transistor radio?'



:confused:

Amanda
February 9th, 2003, 09:03 AM
Mmm, Caymaniac, the joke is...

Q: What is the difference between a duck ?

A: Its two legs are the same, especially the left one. :)

Cave Diver
February 9th, 2003, 10:57 AM
You people need drugs!

Belushi
February 9th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Irishdiver once bubbled...
[B]Well...if you're sure you want surreal, here's one that's been doing the rounds for years:

Another interesting one

Two lesbians in the bath, one says to the other
"Where's the soap"
The other replies
"Yes it does, doesnt it?"

ONESPEED
May 17th, 2009, 07:28 PM
:bump:

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