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FLL Diver
February 20th, 2003, 09:48 PM
With apologies to Irishdiver...;)

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Effing Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"


Marc :jester:

Bren Tierney
February 21st, 2003, 07:20 AM
Dude,

Golf IS a joke, or, as Mark Twain plagarised Oscar Wilde: "A good walk ruined".

Irishdiver
February 21st, 2003, 07:36 AM
Begorrah! No offence taken. Good joke FLL, they do say the old ones are always the best...that's what I've been telling my girlfriend since I turned 36 anyway. :out:

ONESPEED
May 17th, 2009, 07:29 PM
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