Irishdiver
March 10th, 2003, 09:14 AM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human because it was physically impossible.
The little girl said: "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked: "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied: "Then you can ask him".
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The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human because it was physically impossible.
The little girl said: "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked: "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied: "Then you can ask him".
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