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paolov
January 13th, 2009, 11:20 PM
Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise island - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090113/od_afp/lifestyleaustraliatourismoffbeat_20090113032028)

Babydamulag
January 13th, 2009, 11:23 PM
I saw that.....wow, that is some kind of job!!!! Too bad I am committed already.

paolov
January 13th, 2009, 11:24 PM
lucky for you theres such a thing as divorce and separation or TIME OUt would do ? six months only ....

:D

glenver
January 14th, 2009, 08:08 AM
and the pay is pretty good eh? there has to be a catch... :confused4:

i bet you'll have to be alone on the island with a volleyball as your only company... or ward of new zealand's attempt to invade the island... oooh... ohhh.. or you're neighbors with a group of cannibals and you'd have to spend 6 months being chased around the island... :eyebrow:

CODMAN
January 14th, 2009, 11:48 AM
Alcohol is probably forbiden on the island which is why they can't find any australian blokes to fill the position...:rofl3: They won't have any luck in Canada either...:D:D:coffee:

Cabbie
January 14th, 2009, 12:24 PM
I'll withdraw my application if there's no alcohol...

paolov
January 16th, 2009, 07:11 AM
there's coconut, so you can make your own fermenting, just hide it in some hidden area.... so no one would know you have some moonshine there.

CODMAN
January 16th, 2009, 10:05 AM
there's coconut, so you can make your own fermenting, just hide it in some hidden area.... so no one would know you have some moonshine there.

I wouldn't risk it! I heard from reputable sources that the justice system in australia is quite particular. For punishment they take out this giant boot and give you a massive booting to the arse!!!!! Not worth the risk I say....:rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:

Cabbie
January 16th, 2009, 10:22 AM
i'm allergic to coconut...

shugar
January 16th, 2009, 12:23 PM
i'm allergic to coconut...
lambanog (http://www.american.edu/ted/lambanog.htm)is hypoallergenic...

Jag

chip104
January 16th, 2009, 12:34 PM
jag has a crush on cabbie...

ScubaSteve
January 16th, 2009, 12:43 PM
i'm allergic to coconut...

Funny, I am allergic to the giant boot :D

shugar
January 17th, 2009, 01:19 AM
jag has a crush on cabbie...
hard to say... don't know what she looks like...

could look like jessica alba's twin...

or look like twin tanks...

i'll reserve judgement

Jag

rhadamantus
January 18th, 2009, 03:00 AM
i am sure there is a catch- a job described like that and they have to put an AD... i bet its some kind of reality tv show...

chip104
January 18th, 2009, 03:14 AM
i am sure there is a catch-

....the island becomes fully submerged twice a day during high tide...

shugar
January 18th, 2009, 03:37 AM
i'll post on sb every now and then... tell you guys if there's a catch...

Jag

chip104
January 18th, 2009, 10:25 AM
the catch for you is having to swim through pool of male dugongs to get to the house...

shugar
January 18th, 2009, 11:46 AM
the catch for you is having to swim through pool of male dugongs to get to the house...
i'll bring thick underwear... :wink:

Jag

CODMAN
January 18th, 2009, 04:38 PM
i am sure there is a catch- a job described like that and they have to put an AD... i bet its some kind of reality tv show...


Maybe the island is inhabited by a tribe of Amazon warriors with hairy armpits. I'm sure that won't keep some of the PPDers from applying...:rofl3::rofl3:

shugar
January 18th, 2009, 10:49 PM
Maybe the island is inhabited by a tribe of Amazon warriors with hairy armpits. I'm sure that won't keep some of the PPDers from applying...:rofl3::rofl3:
*note to self: bring razor*

ok, what else...

Jag

clgsamson
January 18th, 2009, 11:06 PM
*note to self: bring razor*

ok, what else...

Jag
a midget doll...

shugar
January 18th, 2009, 11:29 PM
i was doing some research for something... look what i found...

it's true the koreans are taking over the philippines! :rofl3:

MANILA BY NIGHT - Six Pak Productions (http://www.sixpak.com.au/manila.html)

Jag

pakman
January 19th, 2009, 01:51 AM
definitely not my style...



no midgets...

On a random note, if we had a daughter we were thinking of naming her Fanny... :mooner:

shugar
January 19th, 2009, 06:30 AM
definitely not my style...



no midgets...

On a random note, if we had a daughter we were thinking of naming her Fanny... :mooner:
oh she'd just looooooooooooooooooove you guys...

btw, how's the pregnancy coming along? when will you know if you've got a Jr. or karma (little girl)

Jag

jigo
February 10th, 2009, 10:06 AM
bringing this thread back to topic.
jag and penn, check out the competition. to get a shot at that dream job, you guys have to beat this guy's qualifications.EMfojmVlP-c

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