Not Now John
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I was just poking around scubaboard, when I discovered this fascinating concept of the Dork diver. I love it! I just rethreaded my halcyon back plate with white webbing to match my white biofins! How wonderful that there are others who understand =).
But wait, it gets better.
I do most of my diving at UC Santa Cruz, and the whole school dives
! Just a few examples: the recreational program director has huge pink pockets on her wet suit, and neon yellow force fins. Her assistant has bright pink force fins, and pink highlights on his drysuit, he also likes to hang his dive slate from his gauged ears. The assistant DSO has neon green webbing on his backplate. Also one of my good friends (who is also an instructor) discovered that if he uses enough wax, he can get his mustache to stick out even while diving.
Everyone at this school seems to strive to have the most outlandish gear imaginable, but are still among the safest divers you're ever likely to find.
AND WE ALL USE SNORKELS =) (some of them pink)
But wait, it gets better.
I do most of my diving at UC Santa Cruz, and the whole school dives
! Just a few examples: the recreational program director has huge pink pockets on her wet suit, and neon yellow force fins. Her assistant has bright pink force fins, and pink highlights on his drysuit, he also likes to hang his dive slate from his gauged ears. The assistant DSO has neon green webbing on his backplate. Also one of my good friends (who is also an instructor) discovered that if he uses enough wax, he can get his mustache to stick out even while diving. Everyone at this school seems to strive to have the most outlandish gear imaginable, but are still among the safest divers you're ever likely to find.
AND WE ALL USE SNORKELS =) (some of them pink)
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