Calling Dr. Bill--- Security warning!

[Hallmac]

Doctor Bill,

I almost hijacked your thread but decided to post it here instead.

As I was consuming my morning nutritional substances I turned on the boob tube and was informed, by experts of that area, that the Catalina Island is Officially one of the locations for UFOs and their underwater bases. Apparently there has been an increase in abductions in the last few years.

We would sure hate to hear you have become the subject of a scientific experiment while you are doing one of your scientific studies.


You be careful out there young man! :D

[Underwater Ogre]

Dr. Bill is an alien?? :confused:I knew it! And he is going take over the world with his DVDs...the probably have subliminal messages in them.


I guess this is how rumors start;)

[bleeb]

Since he doesn't seem to need an intact wetsuit and is impervious to cold, and from the fact that he seems to use so little air, and his resistance to depth and narcosis, I just sort of assumed that he was ook..aacckkk....gurrgle......aaaaaaaahhhhh........ ...

[mikemill]

Dr. Bill is an alien?? :confused:I knew it! And he is going take over the world with his DVDs...the probably have subliminal messages in them.

He is the one that suggested the aliens start Hulu

[drbill]

Darn... I've been outed. Yes, my friends from the planet Xanadu have had underwater bases here off the island since the 1950's, a decade before I moved here. Fortunately they recognize me as a sentient being and one they feel comfortable communicating with (thanks to the technology of their instantaneous translation systems). If I told you some of the things they have planed, they'd have to kill you!

Oh, and thanks for the "young man" comment... sigh.

[roturner]

Yes. This picture of Dr. Bill should have been a dead give-away but the coin didn't really fall until I read about the UFO's.

Making 1000's of dives a year.... right.... we're onto you now! :D

[300bar]

Dr. Bill is an alien?? :confused:I knew it! And he is going take over the world with his DVDs...the probably have subliminal messages in them.


I guess this is how rumors start;)

I've seen pics from dr.Bill's wetsuits they sure look alien.;)

[drbill]

So what's wrong with my wetsuit?

http://www.starthrower.org/images/external%20links/M&B%20wetsuit%20front%20and%20back.jpg

[300bar]

That's what I mean.

Have you seen "alien" :rofl3:

[Standingbear56]

Uh Oh! Better call in those Paranormal Dive Investigators!:rofl3:

[mikemill]

Pffft. The Paranormal Investigators are real scientists (*snicker*) while the alien people are just nut jobs.

[Teamcasa]

Anyone who has dived with Dr. Bill, knows he is communicating with at least one of the numerous underwater bases scattered around Catalina.

And if you can stay close to him for even a few minutes, he will lead you to one of them. One note of caution however; If his alien friends spot you, you are done for and will likely surface hours later, a changed person.;)

[Hallmac]

If I told you some of the things they have planed, they'd have to kill you!

Oh, and thanks for the "young man" comment... sigh.

Well keep that information to yourself, I have made enough of those "friends" by myself.... I sure don't need anymore.

Compared to planet earth you are practically still just a gleam in your daddy's eye. Theory of Relativity has to be useful somehow....;)

[Hallmac]

Pffft. The Paranormal Investigators are real scientists (*snicker*) while the alien people are just nut jobs.


:rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:

[LIVES4SHARKS]

Time to call George Noory at Coast to Coast! He would love to talk with a real Aquaman!
Home - Coast to Coast AM (http://www.coasttocoastam.com/)

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Tee Hee!
Carolyn:shark2: