OK, you're Anna Nichol Smiths instructor

[Lawman]

She's making her first dive. How much weight would you estimate she'll need?:wacko:

[Epinephelus]

Lawman once bubbled...
She's making her first dive. How much weight would you estimate she'll need?:wacko:
Don't think it'd ever come to that. Instructing ANS would be akin to instructing a turnip.
E.

[Arnaud]

Lawman,

I'm starting to see a pattern, here. Are you planning to become the founding member of the E! Celebrity Dive Operation? Is Ozzie next on your list?

[Cave Diver]

Judging from the recent threads you've started, I think you must be really bored lately Lawman.

[NetDoc]

I would like to know who Arnold Schwarzenegger's instructor was, and would love for him to come dive with the Scuba Ducks!!!

[Arnaud]

NetDoc once bubbled...
I would like to know who Arnold Schwarzenegger's instructor was, and would love for him to come dive with the Scuba Ducks!!!

Not sure I'd want him to play the victim when learning egressing...

:)

[chepar]

Don't forget to calculate in the weight you'll need for her attorney, assistant and dog that she'll probably insist on tethering to her with a 2 foot bungee cord. ;)

[caymaniac]

Once I dove in Bonne-Terre, and they said it was once a lead mine, .....................................I'm not sure they mined enough lead out of that mine for that egotistical fat a$$, and i mean $$$$!

Talking about : the Rich *****


Dive Safe,
Caymaniac:)

[Doppler]

Arnaud once bubbled...
Lawman,

SNIPPED

Is Ozzie next on your list?



Ozzie has already taken the ****ing plunge mate.

[GeekDiver]

I've got a story about Anna.


Awhile back ago a friend of mine ended up with some photos of her. Turns out the pest control guy went to her house to spray and "happened" to pick up a disposable camera and took it. Long story short my friend ended up with the camera and had the film developed. She was in a red lacy getup and looked wasted. They tried to contact the gossip rags to sell the pics but no one wanted them. This was 2-3 yrs ago.


From the pics (which showed more skin than I cared to see) I would say with a 3 mill I would say around 25+ Lbs

[scubasean]

Lawman once bubbled...
She's making her first dive. How much weight would you estimate she'll need?:wacko:

Shouldn't this thread be in humor?

LOL

[jtivat]

I would give her a BC with 30 LBS. of lift and put about 300 LBS. on her belt. :D JK

[Gearmancole]

My claim to fame, 6 degrees of separation: Anna once served me fried chicken in Mexia , Texas. Now her case is going to the Supreme Court. Is this a great country or what?

Looking for a dive buddy for a trip to the Flower Gardens next spring.

[gfisher4792]

Whoa, where'd you dig up this thread?

[drbill]

Um... 250 pounds should keep her down long enough to put her out of our misery.

[Rick Inman]

Shouldn't this thread be in humor?

LOL
Yup. Almost three years late, but moving it there now...

[Diver Dennis]

But the real question is would she need a BC?

[BrianM]

I think it would be more accurate to measure anything associated with Anna Nicole in ounces and pints...or maybe CC's?

[Damselfish]

funny how this thread is timely again. (still?)

[HowardE]

I think Anna has lost about 150 Lbs. since this thread started...

Thank you trim spa

[diverkristi]

It's all irrelevant, because I seriously doubt if she would/could pass the written exam. But you guys go ahead with your fantasies. of course before she got skinny again, they were nightmares, right?

[dlndavid]

Anna who?

[mike_s]

But the real question is would she need a BC?


My guess would be that it would have to be a "back inflate" BC to equalize out the floatation.

[Diver Dennis]

:lol: