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Curly
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How does she stay permanently narced?
Dryglove
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Lawman once bubbled...
And she wants to buy a BC. Arnaud, what would you sell her?
Holy cow!! I think the board has just reached an all time low
seen of her I'm not sure she would qualify to buy a BC let alone dive, IMHO.
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<seinfeld>Well, we've officially bottomed out.</seinfeld>
Scubaroo
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...that a whale doesn't need a BC, but decided it could be construed as slander.
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I doubt that Anna would be interested in a tech rig, so I would suggest a BC intended for recreational diving. She definitely would need a BC cut for a woman's body. I would suggest a Seaquest Libra. Not only will it clear her bosom and prevent squishage, but the cut of the BC will show off all the money she spent on her implants. It's a nice, streamlined, recreational, back inflated BC intended to fit the female form.
Humongous boobies don't do wonders for one's trim, so I would suggest to Anna that she clip 2 lb ankle wieghts onto the straps at chest hieght to counteract the natural flotation provided by her boobs.
Any more questions?
Humongous boobies don't do wonders for one's trim, so I would suggest to Anna that she clip 2 lb ankle wieghts onto the straps at chest hieght to counteract the natural flotation provided by her boobs.
Any more questions?
scubasean
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Is that a technical term?
This board confuses me by the minute.....
Well, having enough lift from her BC will certainly not be a problem...thats for sure. I think I better stop there!
Well, having enough lift from her BC will certainly not be a problem...thats for sure. I think I better stop there!
Scubaroo
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There shouldn't be any confusion... if something gets out of hand, becomes innappropriate, or is against the TOS, and it's spotted by a moderator, it's addressed.
So far this thread is neither out of hand, or against the TOS.
But it's borderline
Welcome back BTW. How close are you to the SCR decision?
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