Craigslist: "I NEED A SCUBA DIVER (NORTH JERSEY)"

ringmod65 · Oct 12, 2009

Just saw this. Would love to know just what it was that went overboard.

Any takers?
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I NEED A SCUBA DIVER (NORTH JERSEY)
I NEED A SCUBA DIVER

I lost something near the Hackensack River. I think it's about 30 feet of water. It is very important to me. I will pay a scuba diver $100 for an unsuccessful attempt and $200 for a successful retrieval. If you are or know someone who is, please contact me right away. Time is important. I must retrieve this before it rusts.
Please call John at 908-447-8652 right away.

I HAVE MY OWN BOAT! ALL YOU NEED IS THE GEAR

I KNOW THE VERY SPOT WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!!

HURRY!

Diver0001 · Oct 12, 2009

Well I guess if it's going to rust, it's not his wife....

I'd be interested if I was closer but he wouldn't be able to cover my expenses. Sounds interesting though.

R..

fairybasslet · Oct 12, 2009

$100 to dive in PCB contaminated waters??? What planet is this guy from?

TMHeimer · Oct 12, 2009

Si, El Hackensucko es muy aspero amigo!

AzAtty · Oct 12, 2009

Diver0001:
Well I guess if it's going to rust, it's not his wife....
R..

Could be the chain around her, though.

walke121 · Oct 12, 2009

Wow a whole $200. Good luck with that.

Garrobo · Oct 12, 2009

If you'll pay for the round trip flight from Ceveland, hotel, car rental, food and a dry suit along with an undesignated fee I might do it.

Diver0001 · Oct 12, 2009

Garrobo:
If you'll pay for the round trip flight from Ceveland, hotel, car rental, food and a dry suit along with an undesignated fee I might do it.

I'll go one over. If he pays my expenses I'll guarantee results.

If it's in 30ft of water and bigger than a dime then you can find it.....

So who is going to call this poor schmuck? Enquiring minds want to know... what the heck did he lose?

R..

crispix · Oct 12, 2009

"Five long years, he wore this watch up his $$$. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my $$$ for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I, um, dropped it in the river accidentally."

Garrobo · Oct 12, 2009

crispix: That was a cool movie, especially that scene.

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