You know you're a scuba diver when...

[chrisculina]

... there's more ice on the inside than the outside of your car. :tired:
http://www.sz.no/sb/iceinside.jpg

Florida in a little over 200 days!! :D

[Lee Taylor]

400 lbs of wet scuba gear surround your feet while you shower

[ScubaSam]

Your LDS has access to your checking account.

[Teamcasa]

You mow your lawn and find a few missing scuba tanks.

[DCBC]

What type of diver did you say you were? :)


... there's more ice on the inside than the outside of your car. :tired:
http://www.sz.no/sb/iceinside.jpg

[chrisculina]

You mow your lawn and find a few missing scuba tanks.

No way! :D

[chrisculina]

What type of diver did you say you were? :)

The lazy "I'm gonna use it tomorrow so I'll just leave it in the car" type. ;)

[Jax]

. . . you contemplating trying out your new gear in the bathtub when there isn't local diving opportunity.

[parzdiver]

Your LDS has access to your checking account.

...and your credit cards, your social security number, title to your house and dibs on your first born. :D

[Jax]

The lazy "I'm gonna use it tomorrow so I'll just leave it in the car" type. ;)

Doesn't the frozen gear develop serious cracks and things?

[chrisculina]

Doesn't the frozen gear develop serious cracks and things?

No serious cracks and things so far. :) If I know it's going to be freezing, I will normally store it in a warm place. Not even lazy divers enjoy putting on a solid neoprene hood. :P

[jupitermermaid]

....when you ask your daughter-in-law to give birth to your first grandchild early so you don't miss a planned scuba diving trip! (Really!)

[Teamcasa]

... You don't feel weird buying "C" cell batteries, diapers and KY at the same time.

[jupitermermaid]

... You don't feel weird buying "C" cell batteries, diapers and KY at the same time.

:rofl3::rofl3:
:rofl3:

[ScubaSam]

....when you ask your daughter-in-law to give birth to your first grandchild early so you don't miss a planned scuba diving trip! (Really!) Glad you made ITK :hugs:


... You don't feel weird buying "C" cell batteries, diapers and KY at the same time.

OMG...you owe me a new keyboard....:rofl3:

[mike_s]

... You don't feel weird buying "C" cell batteries, diapers and KY at the same time.

not as weird as D cell! (at the same time...) :shocked2:

[ScubaSam]

...and your credit cards, your social security number, title to your house and dibs on your first born. :D

And dibs on one of your kidneys...you only need one.

[jupitermermaid]

When you're thinking about what day to take off from work next week because you can't dive this weekend.

[chrisculina]

When you're thinking about what day to take off from work next week because you can't dive this weekend.

So, which day is it? :D

[jupitermermaid]

Tuesday or Wednesday.....LOL

[chrisculina]

Tuesday or Wednesday.....LOL

:rofl3:

[ibj40]

When, if you can't dive for a while, you find yourself going into the closet where you store your wetsuit, closing the door behind you, and stand there, breathing through your mouth?

[BKP]

...your fins outnumber your shoes...

...your wetsuits outnumber your suits...

...and you find yourself donating clothes to Goodwill because you needed the room in the closet for the latest BP/W / BC...

[jupitermermaid]

When you've been out of the water long enough for your boots to dry out completely (about a week) and wonder why they're so hard to put on.

Oh, and Christopher, I decided to take Tuesday off.....lol

[chrisculina]

Oh, and Christopher, I decided to take Tuesday off.....lol

Nice! :eyebrow: Where will you be diving?

[jupitermermaid]

Jupiter Dive Center. They have a special all week. $35 for each 2 tank dive. I'll be going out for both the morning and afternoon to make taking the day off worthwhile....hehehehehe. Four dives in one day.....love it!

[chrisculina]

Jupiter Dive Center. They have a special all week. $35 for each 2 tank dive. I'll be going out for both the morning and afternoon to make taking the day off worthwhile....hehehehehe. Four dives in one day.....love it!

Sounds great! :)

[TSandM]

You read a sentence in a mystery and wonder what a "deco styled house" is. (Seriously -- I sat there and looked at it and wondered if it was decorated in tanks or something, until I realized it was (art) deco . . .)

[santafejoe]

You know your a scuba diver when you wish your Dive Shop would open at 4am on Black Friday the day after Thanksgiving.

[Karel26]

When you show someone the okay signal and not the thumbs up for okay. .

Live to dive and dive to live. . . . :burnout:

[carrielsal]

When you go to a jewelry making party and you bring bungee to make regulator necklaces!

I guess that would be a girl thing. ;)

Carrie

[Jax]

You read a sentence in a mystery and wonder what a "deco styled house" is. (Seriously -- I sat there and looked at it and wondered if it was decorated in tanks or something, until I realized it was (art) deco . . .)

:rofl3:

[ScubaSam]

Seriously looking into permanent hair removal procedures because of a newly purchased p-valve, yep, diving is a true sickness with me.

[jupitermermaid]

You have to be bald to wear a p-valve???? :rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:

J/K.....I know what you're talking about! But I guess it IS a type of baldness. :D

[ScubaSam]

You have to be bald to wear a p-valve???? :rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:

J/K.....I know what you're talking about! But I guess it IS a type of baldness. :D

Yep cause stubbles can be painful too thus the need for baldness. :)

[Karel26]

When you use your dive torch in the evening when you braai ( BBQ ). . . . :rofl3:

Liveve and dive to live. . . . :burnout:

[JohnB47]

...you buy a house with a pool just so that you can check out new gear before taking it on a real dive.

[Karel26]

When you put your wetsuit in your room where you can see
it every time when you in yor room. . :rofl3:

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

[jupitermermaid]

When everyone asks what accessories or gear you want for Christmas, because they know that's all you want.

[ScubaSam]

When the new man in your life contacts your LDS to talk Christmas presents for you!!! :yeahbaby:

[Karel26]

When you try and make a plan so that you can get enough
moey to go for a internship to become a instructor. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

[Jax]

When you have the thought

"Maybe I can get hubby to give me the she-p setup for Christmas . . . !"

:rofl4:

[Jax]

When you're excited because somebody else got a she-p!!

:shakehead: :rofl3:

[xeptra]

When you consider putting a white stripe across the hood of your red car to make a dive flag.

Didn't realize there was a newer version of this topic :ermm:

[xeptra]

when while trying to balance in a chair leaning back, i attempted to inhale and exhale to appropriately balance myself... this doesn't work on land... The sad part is i was unconsciously doing this for a few moments before I realized what I was doing...

To give myself a little credit though: I was practicing deep breathing to aid in air consumption before attempting to balance in the chair. I really need to find more stuff to do at work.

[Jax]

when while trying to balance in a chair leaning back, i attempted to inhale and exhale to appropriately balance myself... this doesn't work on land... The sad part is i was unconsciously doing this for a few moments before I realized what I was doing...

To give myself a little credit though: I was practicing deep breathing to aid in air consumption before attempting to balance in the chair. I really need to find more stuff to do at work.

:rofl3: :thumb:

[jupitermermaid]

when while trying to balance in a chair leaning back, i attempted to inhale and exhale to appropriately balance myself... this doesn't work on land... The sad part is i was unconsciously doing this for a few moments before I realized what I was doing...

To give myself a little credit though: I was practicing deep breathing to aid in air consumption before attempting to balance in the chair. I really need to find more stuff to do at work.

No, you need to find more time to dive!!!! :D

[xeptra]

No, you need to find more time to dive!!!! :D

I couldn't agree with you more :D