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Iguana Don

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Now they've gone and done it, there goes the neighborhood!

Personally I think that California smog has finally gotten to KN & LD, and they have gone off the DEEP END!

Well anyway, here goes. By the powers vested in me by the Great Protector of the Seas and His lovely Maiden, I herby announce the appointment of a [red]New Regulator[/red].

Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press and distinguished guests (yeah, right), I give you that Avenger of Alligators, that Caretaker of Crocs, the Manager of Manatees, the Poet of Parodies, and the Sultan of the Swamp..............[red]NetDoc[/red], your newest Regulator!

Now I trust that you will show him the R E S P E C T (sing it Aretha) and admiration that comes with his appointment to this position.

Now everybody, bend over and Sa......lute!

p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thanks for your attention, you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled show.

ID
 
NetDoc.....
I have already congratulated you on another thread....and i wasnt going to do it again....but hun - you deserve it a second time:
CONGRATULATIONS HUN!

I am worried about LadyDivers and KingNeptunes mental conditions when they decided to appoint you but I am sure you'll make them proud....!
 
Don't be too hard on us now. Remember you use to be one of us lowly members.

Chad
 
NetDoc - I actually congratulated you on another thread already as well - in fact it was Scubababy's post that pointed out your change in title to me!

Congrats again! And to second Chad's comments - don't forget the little people! <S>
 
Words fail me (sniff, sniff), First I want to thank the academy, The King and his Dear Lady, Iggy, and all of the rest for such an honor...

That being said, I got one word for you

Post! Post, my pretties! (no one said I could count)

:tease:

Long long time ago,
I can still remember!
How my first post really made me smile!

And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make those posters dance!
And maybe stay on topic, for a while.....

I posted songs that were quite silly...
From Orlando Florida where its not hilly...
With gators on my front step...
I got you all to read this schlep!

And I can't imagine your surprise,
As you read it with your bleary eyes!
The King and Lady, their brains must be fried!!!
They're goin' to give me a try!!!

They were singin'
So say "hi" to the gang at NDI
Now that you're a regulator
Well, the board just might die...

The other regulators
Where drinkin whiskey and rye...
sayin', Someone just please tell me why!
Someone just please tell me why!

With apologies to Don McCLean and all who love American Pie...


:bounce:
 
Pete,
What can I say? You are one wild and crazy guy. Love that song.I think you deserve the additional word title added to your new title.
Singing Regulator, Or Comedy Regulator. Both have a certain ring to them, don't you think?
And Don did I miss the " Super Regulator" Announcement? Congrats to you too. Does this mean your regulator is bigger then all other men's?
By the way I finally saw the 'pic' of you in Dive Training magazine. Very cute.
:sunny:
 
And they were singin
Dive, dive, I have got to go dive
Drove my pick-up to the levee
And I'm gonna dive dry
And good ole boys were gettin ready to dive
Sayin narco makes me feel like I'm high
Narco makes me feel like I'm high



Again I echo apologies to Don McClean

ID





 
I'll pass on the whiskey & rye? Could I have a capt'n & coke pleeeeeease?

Congrats Net Doc! I toast your appointment!

-kate
 
I'm toasting your your appointment too (any excuse for
a [few] glass/es of good Aussie Chardonnay!)

Congrats

Kate
 
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