Riddle me this riddle me that....

[BettyRubble]

Riddle me this, riddle me that
why is it impossible to date a cat

Cause his whiskers aren't gills and his paws aren't fins
A Fish I say...date a fish then

A colorful fish with shiny scales
and if you are lucky, with a long, strong tail


(add to it if you like)

[SeaCobra]

I used to date a mermaid off the coast of Nova Scotia:

Her hair was green as seaweed,
her skin was blue and pale
Her face it was a work of art,
I loved that girl with all of me heart,
But I only liked the upper part,
I did not like the tail

[The Mighty Thor]

You both may want to check your air and make sure it hasn't been tainted.

[SkipperJohn]

There once was a fish from vienna...

[gypsyjim]

I too like fish better than cats. Cats have a very gamy taste