Ideas for a sidemount t-shirt caption?

DevonDiver · Apr 4, 2012

Thinking of getting some t-shirts made... ideas?

Sidemount - Any Hole is a Goal!

Sidemount Divers, Squeeze Into Tighter Holes!

tc · Apr 4, 2012

Shove it up your armpit!

JamesK · Apr 4, 2012

Sidemount. Because backmount is the missionary position of SCUBA.

sskasser · Apr 4, 2012

Everybody likes a little on the side (not mine, saw it in a Buster Lung cartoon I can no longer find)

Thalassamania · Apr 4, 2012

Get some on the side / What's wrong, they moved it?

MMM · Apr 4, 2012

I work on the side.

FoxHound · Apr 4, 2012

sidemounting......work smarter not harder

beanojones · Apr 6, 2012

Based on the reactions of divers who cannot figure out what sidemount is when then see is underwater:

Get the monkey off you back.

Or stop bumping your head.

Or some such idea. The reactions are usually pretty hilarious when divers try to use gestures to ask about where my tank(s) are.

nielsent · Apr 6, 2012

For all the hippies out there

"Pass the octo to the left hand side"

with a picutre of a sidemount diver donating long hose..

OR perhaps,

Put the tanks on your hips and dive wrecked ships!

SuPrBuGmAn · Apr 6, 2012

We like our profiles like we like our women, short and fat.

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