Crotch strap and wedgies!!!

koozemani:

Don the board shorts only after attaching the crotch strap

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ScubaERDoc:

So I excitedly connected my Zeagle 2 inch crotch strap to me Zeagle ET, adjusted the fit and stood tall and proud. A man with a crotch strap and butt ring can only stand tall and proud. However, my girlfriend fell into a spasm of laughter which is usually only seen at David Chappelle live shows. I had a wedgie in my board shorts!!!! The humiliating stigma of 4-6th grade, which I had been fortunate to avoid, was now plainly visible between my legs, as a grown man! My girlfriend mentioned that my guys on my men-only trip to Curacao will ridicule me endlessly

I dive board shorts anything over 82 F. Without having to rent a hated wetsuit, is there anything I can do to make me look a little less like the Urkel from Family Matters? Or should I just resign myself to this fate

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g1138:

Make the most of it. I find that if you make a situation awkward, people will stop bothering you. When you reach down to secure your crotch strap, ask your buddy behind you to hand it over.
Maybe sing "Sexy and I know it"

LMFAO - wiggle wiggle wiggle [10 minute version] - YouTube

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