Clean and Corny Jokes

[Natasha]

The man that takes the carts in at the local food store always has a clean, and corny joke for me.
This last one is kinda dive related. LOL

Ready?
What kinda sandwich does a shark eat?

Answer : Peanutbutter and Jellyfish.

Not bad for a chuckle.
Got another one?
:sunny:

[Green_Manelishi]

Natasha,

that was an awfully "nutty" joke. :-)

G_M

[Fishkiller]

Peanut butter does goes with jellyfish..


I wonder creamy or extra crunchy???

[socaldiver]

If it is a "sand shark" it's creamy, BOTOH, if it is one that likes to show those pearlys (sp?) then it has to be crunchy.

[detroit diver]

I'd say it was the smooooth type.

[Natasha]

He told me this one too.
Where does a cookie sleep?

Thinking ..Thinking .. Give up ?

[ckharlan66]

No Natasha I don't give up I know the answer but I don't want to ruin it for the rest of the board.

Chad

[Natasha]

Give us the answer. and post another joke.;)

[socaldiver]

And not being much of a riddle solver......

On a cookie sheet?

[ckharlan66]

Natasha,

Socaldiver beat me to it. As for posting a joke. It has been demonstrated several times in my past attempts at humor that sadly I have no since of humor. I have to defer to the abilities of you and the other funny folks on the board. I will just sit here and learn from your briliance.

Chad

[socaldiver]

I didn't mean to take the spotlight away from you. :D I will delete my answer so you cna be first to post. :p

You know, while I was growing up there in the Bluegrass State we were sort of sheltered from the cruel world. However, when I was of age to go out and "experience" the real world I became the brunt of many jokes referencing my heritage. The one that I remember most is:

Why do people from Kentucky have one leg shorter than the other?


BTW, I might be coming back to KY ( the state with beautiful horses and fast women ;) ), maybe we can get together. If weather permits might even try to get a dive in?

[Natasha]

Chad,
LOL that was funny alone.
It is hard to 'hear' the humor in typing.
Dave,
Yep, A cookie sleeps under the cookie sheets. LoL
Just some soft jokes to pass the lunch break with.
Of course you can guess why a cookie goes to the doctor right?
:sunny:

[detroit diver]

Originally posted by Natasha
Chad,
LOL that was funny alone.
It is hard to 'hear' the humor in typing.
Dave,
Yep, A cookie sleeps under the cookie sheets. LoL
Just some soft jokes to pass the lunch break with.
Of course you can guess why a cookie goes to the doctor right?
:sunny:

Because he's a little bit nuts?

[ckharlan66]

socal,

Let me when you are coming in. Even if it is too cold to dive I will buy you a beer.

Chad

[Natasha]

DD,
LOL, that's a good answer. But wrong kinda Doc this time.
A cookie goes to the doctor, cuz he feels ' crummy'.
:sunny:

[detroit diver]

I had a couple of other answers, but they couldn't be posted on this board!!

[Natasha]

DD,
LoL maybe we can start a new thread for those jokes. Instead of " Clean and Corny", "Dirty and Horny".
Now as for that Kentucky joke, I haven't come up with the answer yet. Do tell.
:sunny:

[socaldiver]

Chad,

I will drop you a PM if I am going to be coming back, still working on some logistics.

Natasha, my darling, the answer is:

They have one leg shorter than the other because they are Ridgerunners. :boom:

[Zellet]

I don't think a Shark would eat a jelly-fish sandwitch,I think it would eat a tuna-fish sandwitch.

[Kane(adian)]

what's the difference between a piano and a fish?


You can tuna piano but you can't tune a fish.

[ONESPEED]

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