WOW new weighting system

Frosty · Mar 31, 2014

heres the perfect answer to everybodys boyancy issues. Light weight dive belt

I can't believe the technology hasn't been employed by divers before now.

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--Happy APRIL FOOLS DAY FOLKS

scubadada · Mar 31, 2014

It's not April 1 here yet though the post is quite funny

AfterDark · Mar 31, 2014

P.T. Barnum lives!

CT-Rich · Mar 31, 2014

this reminds me of what the printed dictionaries would do to detect copyright violations. they would include made up words so when others would rip them off for the entire book and stick a new cover on it, they could look for the fake words to prove there claim against the thieves.

I was tempted to order it just to see what they send me.

knotical · Mar 31, 2014

CT-Rich:
... I was tempted to order it just to see what they send me.

First, click on the "Buy Now" button

Nemrod · Mar 31, 2014

I seen one of those once. Thing is, you know, I believe it was defective. The poor fellow dialed in his weight setting and pushed go, we never saw him again. He just went up, up, up and just kept going up. He is probably in orbit around Uranus or Planet X, dunno. Seems like a good idea with some tweaking.

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NAM001 · Mar 31, 2014

got to love it... I filed this with the ,,, online air fills

http://www.divegearexpress.com/gas/etherfill.shtml

mjrob · Mar 31, 2014

Dadgummint!!!

Jim Lapenta and I actually conceived and developed the prototype for this technology but, unfortunately, were beat to the punch and, voila!, some Chinese deconstructors got 'hold of our drawings, test notes and a prototype and, two seconds (or maybe 2 years--this is the scuba industry, you know), before our planned product launch, built 60 million of them and hit the market.

We could never approach that price point but we can offer a triple your money back guarantee on their product should it fail. Just return it to us with a $75 shipping and handling fee and we'll make any necessary repairs and have it back to you two days before you send it to us. Trust us, we're all the interwebs can be in your dreams.

dmoore19 · Mar 31, 2014

I think I will get 2 of them. One for diving and the other for when I step on the scales to determine the results of my current attempt at weight loss.

WOW new weighting system

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