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happydiver
December 14th, 2001, 05:32 PM
Just thought I'd share one of my favorites with you all...

Body Talk

This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old rear end?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."

happydiver
December 18th, 2001, 01:13 PM
Hmmm, my joke got changed a little. I guess you're not allowed to use "bad" words on the board.

The joke didn't seem as funny using "rear end" instead of the word "a**"

Sorry about that!

martinjc
December 18th, 2001, 01:15 PM
Could you have used "A$$" instead??

TexasMike
December 18th, 2001, 01:58 PM
still would have gotten zapped...

(lines up crosshairs on the $$)

martinjc
December 18th, 2001, 04:28 PM
Gee Mike - it was at least worth a try...<S>

happydiver
December 18th, 2001, 05:05 PM
Thanks guys - next time I'll only tell a clean joke...how's this:

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!

Yeah, yeah, I know - I'll keep my day job...

ONESPEED
May 1st, 2009, 03:26 PM
:bump:

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