View Full Version : Amusing acronyms for PADI
alexeames
March 7th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Anybody know any others apart from these?...
Put Another Dollar In
Pay And Dive Immediately
Pretty Awful Diving Instruction
...this is an exercise in fun-poking.
I am PADI OW & AOW and see no reason to switch. As far as I know all associations have good and bad people in them.
[I also prefer PCs to Macs and have no problem with using Microsoft software.]
NetDoc
March 7th, 2002, 08:04 PM
Pissed At Diverlink Inc.
It's not that I am overly proud of this one, but I do like it...
Dee
March 7th, 2002, 08:59 PM
Why limit it to PADI? What about....
N ot A nother U nderwater I diot
Unfortunately, that's the only one I remember!
NetDoc
March 7th, 2002, 09:09 PM
Not Again U Idiot
SaltyWhale
March 9th, 2002, 03:51 PM
How about...?
Better Sign Another Cheque....!
Daniel Joubert
March 10th, 2002, 03:19 AM
How about "NAUI DIVE, NAUI DONT" ? :D
SaltyWhale
March 10th, 2002, 03:56 AM
Daniel....that's a good one...!
Cheers..!
vr
March 10th, 2002, 09:18 AM
I've seen some lately that started with prostitutes. The only one I remember is P rostitutes A t D iving I nstruction
UKPhil
March 10th, 2002, 01:10 PM
Bonkers, Soaking And Cold
Young Man Chancing Arm
Never Again Unless Insured
Pretty Amazing Deep Immersion
PADI bias unintentional :-)
bigbic
March 10th, 2002, 02:14 PM
Probably Another Damn Incompetent :jester:
Kaffphine
March 10th, 2002, 04:18 PM
bigbic ,
"Probably Another Damn Incompetent "
I like, I like. :D But ouch!
Jonathan
March 10th, 2002, 11:46 PM
UKPhil - like the BSAC one!!
jmsdiver
March 11th, 2002, 07:51 AM
How 'bout: Paper and Documentation Inc. ?? Put Another Diver In??
wvrotorhead
March 11th, 2002, 10:04 AM
Based on my first pool dive, and that EVIL mask clearing ordeal, there is only one thing that PADI can possible stand for:
P-raying
A-bout
D-ivine
I-ntervention
Later guys
Billy
Natasha
March 11th, 2002, 10:15 AM
Be careful, we might get sued for this.
k4sdi
March 11th, 2002, 01:11 PM
Back when we first got certified, my buddy kept making PADI jokes at the instructors, who, in return, made sure that my buddy got an interesting picture on his C Card!
Hawk
March 11th, 2002, 05:38 PM
There was a thread here a while back about having a little too much fun underwater, hey this is a family board, how else to say it? Is this one of PADI's new specialties? If so.........
"Pregnant After Doing It"
Later, Hawk.
dc4bs
March 11th, 2002, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Natasha
Be careful, we might get sued for this.
What?!...
You mean a "Particularly Asinine Divechat Inditement?"
How about this one?
Potentialy Awful Diving Incident
MnLakeDiver
March 11th, 2002, 10:28 PM
as the line of only padi has ben crosed how about
Genraly Unsociable Egomaniacs
or
See Sales Increase
NetDoc
March 11th, 2002, 11:16 PM
Did It Rectally!!! :tease:
or...
Dude, I'm Rectal!!! :tease:
or...
Dinner Is Ready!!! :tease:
or...
Do I Reek??? :tease:
or...
Dude Irvine Rejected!!! :tease:
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
dc4bs
March 12th, 2002, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by NetDoc
...snip...
Dude Irvine Rejected!!! :tease:
or...
Divine Irvine Routine!!! :tease:
SaltyWhale
March 13th, 2002, 02:46 PM
Silly Scuba Instructions
Not Another Silly Diving Service
ONESPEED
May 14th, 2009, 02:58 PM
:bump:
RikRaeder
May 14th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Hmmm. I seem to remember a very similar thread to this one being closed last year accompanied by a stern talking to from NetDoc about agency bashing. Glad to see things have loosened up. Therefore, I will posit my well thought out original that I created at that time+
Pneumatically Actuated Dollar Inductor
Thank you
ONESPEED
May 18th, 2009, 01:20 PM
Hmmm. I seem to remember a very similar thread to this one being closed last year accompanied by a stern talking to from NetDoc about agency bashing. Glad to see things have loosened up. Therefore, I will posit my well thought out original that I created at that time+
Pneumatically Actuated Dollar Inductor
Thank you
Things have lightened up around here....
Pete's Actually Directly Involved.:D
BabyDuck
May 18th, 2009, 02:22 PM
a long time ago!! geez, onespeed, this is graverobbing! leave dead threads in their graves. :D