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alexeames
March 7th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Anybody know any others apart from these?...


Put Another Dollar In
Pay And Dive Immediately
Pretty Awful Diving Instruction


...this is an exercise in fun-poking.

I am PADI OW & AOW and see no reason to switch. As far as I know all associations have good and bad people in them.

[I also prefer PCs to Macs and have no problem with using Microsoft software.]

NetDoc
March 7th, 2002, 08:04 PM
Pissed At Diverlink Inc.

It's not that I am overly proud of this one, but I do like it...

Dee
March 7th, 2002, 08:59 PM
Why limit it to PADI? What about....

N ot A nother U nderwater I diot


Unfortunately, that's the only one I remember!

NetDoc
March 7th, 2002, 09:09 PM
Not Again U Idiot

SaltyWhale
March 9th, 2002, 03:51 PM
How about...?

Better Sign Another Cheque....!

Daniel Joubert
March 10th, 2002, 03:19 AM
How about "NAUI DIVE, NAUI DONT" ? :D

SaltyWhale
March 10th, 2002, 03:56 AM
Daniel....that's a good one...!

Cheers..!

vr
March 10th, 2002, 09:18 AM
I've seen some lately that started with prostitutes. The only one I remember is P rostitutes A t D iving I nstruction

UKPhil
March 10th, 2002, 01:10 PM
Bonkers, Soaking And Cold
Young Man Chancing Arm
Never Again Unless Insured
Pretty Amazing Deep Immersion

PADI bias unintentional :-)

bigbic
March 10th, 2002, 02:14 PM
Probably Another Damn Incompetent :jester:

Kaffphine
March 10th, 2002, 04:18 PM
bigbic ,

"Probably Another Damn Incompetent "


I like, I like. :D But ouch!

Jonathan
March 10th, 2002, 11:46 PM
UKPhil - like the BSAC one!!

jmsdiver
March 11th, 2002, 07:51 AM
How 'bout: Paper and Documentation Inc. ?? Put Another Diver In??

wvrotorhead
March 11th, 2002, 10:04 AM
Based on my first pool dive, and that EVIL mask clearing ordeal, there is only one thing that PADI can possible stand for:

P-raying
A-bout
D-ivine
I-ntervention

Later guys

Billy

Natasha
March 11th, 2002, 10:15 AM
Be careful, we might get sued for this.

k4sdi
March 11th, 2002, 01:11 PM
Back when we first got certified, my buddy kept making PADI jokes at the instructors, who, in return, made sure that my buddy got an interesting picture on his C Card!

Hawk
March 11th, 2002, 05:38 PM
There was a thread here a while back about having a little too much fun underwater, hey this is a family board, how else to say it? Is this one of PADI's new specialties? If so.........

"Pregnant After Doing It"




Later, Hawk.

dc4bs
March 11th, 2002, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Natasha
Be careful, we might get sued for this.

What?!...

You mean a "Particularly Asinine Divechat Inditement?"

How about this one?

Potentialy Awful Diving Incident

MnLakeDiver
March 11th, 2002, 10:28 PM
as the line of only padi has ben crosed how about

Genraly Unsociable Egomaniacs
or
See Sales Increase

NetDoc
March 11th, 2002, 11:16 PM
Did It Rectally!!! :tease:

or...

Dude, I'm Rectal!!! :tease:

or...

Dinner Is Ready!!! :tease:

or...

Do I Reek??? :tease:

or...

Dude Irvine Rejected!!! :tease:

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...

dc4bs
March 12th, 2002, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by NetDoc
...snip...

Dude Irvine Rejected!!! :tease:


or...

Divine Irvine Routine!!! :tease:

SaltyWhale
March 13th, 2002, 02:46 PM
Silly Scuba Instructions

Not Another Silly Diving Service

ONESPEED
May 14th, 2009, 02:58 PM
:bump:

RikRaeder
May 14th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Hmmm. I seem to remember a very similar thread to this one being closed last year accompanied by a stern talking to from NetDoc about agency bashing. Glad to see things have loosened up. Therefore, I will posit my well thought out original that I created at that time+

Pneumatically Actuated Dollar Inductor

Thank you

ONESPEED
May 18th, 2009, 01:20 PM
Hmmm. I seem to remember a very similar thread to this one being closed last year accompanied by a stern talking to from NetDoc about agency bashing. Glad to see things have loosened up. Therefore, I will posit my well thought out original that I created at that time+

Pneumatically Actuated Dollar Inductor

Thank you

Things have lightened up around here....

Pete's Actually Directly Involved.:D

BabyDuck
May 18th, 2009, 02:22 PM
a long time ago!! geez, onespeed, this is graverobbing! leave dead threads in their graves. :D

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