NOVIZWHIZ
Contributor
Funny and strange things happen to me all the time...okay, I kind of "encourage" things, too..... anybody got any stories to tell?
One of my favorites - I had a partner who was one of the nervous nellie types - guy sees an eel and looks like a ballistic missile launch at sea... guy BELIEVES in ghost - has seen them, heard them....we were relic diving at a Civil War site, about 10 ft deep and I had brung along a little something special - as a kid I had built one of those human skull models, thing stayed with me all through high school and even college - over the years a few teeth fell out, think I burned a chunk out of it with incense (that was during college), I'd sponge painted it with green and gray paint, little black...looked all moldy and deformed...I'd found it in an old box in my attic the day or two before the dive, stuck it in my goody bag...
We drop into the creek, viz is maybe two feet, and we're scrounging along side-by-side...I pull the skull out, pack a little mud/sand and some other 'bottom' junk in the eye socket and the other hole, reach around my partners shoulders and drag him over as if to show him something..I hear a questioning grunt and I stick the skull right in his face - for a millisecond he has this kind of "huh?" look in his eyes then all heck breaks loose - first I see recognition register in his eyes for like 1/2 of a millisecond then his eyes kinda explode in the mask, I mean it was like BOOM! eyes bulge so much they fill the mask - I hear this grunting scream that sort of evolves into a whoop and all I can see now is a blurry mass of flailing arms and legs, i did a duck and cover ...he hit the surface about 10 yds from the boat and swears he never touched the water again... took me two days to get him back in the water..
One of my favorites - I had a partner who was one of the nervous nellie types - guy sees an eel and looks like a ballistic missile launch at sea... guy BELIEVES in ghost - has seen them, heard them....we were relic diving at a Civil War site, about 10 ft deep and I had brung along a little something special - as a kid I had built one of those human skull models, thing stayed with me all through high school and even college - over the years a few teeth fell out, think I burned a chunk out of it with incense (that was during college), I'd sponge painted it with green and gray paint, little black...looked all moldy and deformed...I'd found it in an old box in my attic the day or two before the dive, stuck it in my goody bag...
We drop into the creek, viz is maybe two feet, and we're scrounging along side-by-side...I pull the skull out, pack a little mud/sand and some other 'bottom' junk in the eye socket and the other hole, reach around my partners shoulders and drag him over as if to show him something..I hear a questioning grunt and I stick the skull right in his face - for a millisecond he has this kind of "huh?" look in his eyes then all heck breaks loose - first I see recognition register in his eyes for like 1/2 of a millisecond then his eyes kinda explode in the mask, I mean it was like BOOM! eyes bulge so much they fill the mask - I hear this grunting scream that sort of evolves into a whoop and all I can see now is a blurry mass of flailing arms and legs, i did a duck and cover ...he hit the surface about 10 yds from the boat and swears he never touched the water again... took me two days to get him back in the water..