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    Scuba Related Songs...

    The Pixies from the CD "Surfer Rosa"...

    Where Is My Mind ?

    "With your feet in the air
    and your head by the ground
    Try this trick and spin it, yeah
    Your head will collapse,
    and there's nothing in it
    and you'll ask yourself:

    Where is my mind?
    Where is my mind?
    Where is my mind?

    Way out,
    in the water see it swimmin'

    I was swimmin' in the Caribean
    Animals were hiding behind a rock
    Except the little fish,
    when they told me east is west
    trying to talk to me to me
    koy-koy"

    What about your songs ???

    Ever thought of the Boss singing the line :"Baby I was born to dive..." ??? :-)

    Ciao Erik Il Rosso

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    Well, there's a whole bunch of parodies of songs here...

    http://www.scubaboard.com/t3289.html
    -Craig F.

    "...and the geeks shall internet the earth."

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    Barefoot Man has a whole cd of scuba songs.

    www.barefootman.com

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    The Pixies are a great band. Reuniting this year apparently. I'd prefer if they didn't. Leave a great thing great. Dont' water it down.
    Greg

    아이 노, 마이 한글 석스, 벗 아이 켄 다이브
    http://jiveturkeydiver.blogspot.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluefish
    Barefoot Man has a whole cd of scuba songs.

    www.barefootman.com
    How could I forget about Barefoot Man?

    And I have 3 of his CDs too...

    Barefoots best vol. II & III + Scuba Do. I just put Vol. II on and am annoying my coworkers right now. "Feelin HOT HOT HOT!" Wheee!!!
    -Craig F.

    "...and the geeks shall internet the earth."

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    From the classic rock department, Stills-Young Band's "Black Coral"

    Have you ever been down deep?
    I mean 'way down under the ocean
    Just inside Odin's reach
    Better beware of this potion
    And remember you don't belong
    It's always seemed so unfair
    The fishes around will always remind you
    Got to go slow, take it easy down there
    You've only so much air
    When you get a little deeper, if you slow down you might keep her
    The sea, unforgiving and she's hard
    But she'll make love to you, show you glimpses of the stars
    At about two hundred feet
    You realize the peril
    But seductive is the deep
    That shark over there holds no terror
    For a while you really belong
    The ocean will always share
    You become one, like friends and lovers
    But remember take care
    She'll try to keep you there
    The deeper you go 'cause of the pressure of the air
    The nitrogen comes and goes (gets you high)
    It's an alien atmosphere
    They call it rapture of the deep
    Be you not afraid
    You're too far down now to be scared
    Two hundred and eighty-seven feet
    I saw Jesus and it made sense he was there
    So belong but don't be long
    There's plenty of ocean to share
    Please take heed there's mouths to feed
    The ocean, she'll provide
    Don't take more than you need
    'Cause heaven just might be the sea.

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    It has been a while... but I got the inspiration for this at Forty Fathom Grotto today...

    "I want my DPV"
    (With apologies to DIre Straits and all who love "Money for Nothing")

    I want my
    I want my
    I want my DPV

    Look at those divers
    Thats the way you do it,
    Lemme tell they ain't so dumb!
    Scootin' around all under water,
    Acceleratin' with a push of their thumb!

    They got to get those corroded old portholes,
    They got to get those pul-ul-ul-uleeeeeeeeeeeees!
    They got to find them, all the gold now,
    We got to find all the little gooooooodiesssssssssssssssss!
    (who-wa, who-wa)

    Look at those divers
    They ain't even kickin,
    You have to admit that
    they're really smart!
    Glidin' around on their little scooters,
    Lookin' for treasure and doin' their part!

    They got to get those corroded old portholes,
    They got to get those pul-ul-ul-uleeeeeeeeeeeees!
    They got to find them, all the gold now,
    We got to find all the little gooooooodiesssssssssssssssss!
    (who-wa, who-wa)

    I want my
    I want my
    I want my DPV

    I want my
    I want my
    I want my DPV

    All you need is Love!

    Pete "NetDoc " Murray

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    Awesome

    Quote Originally Posted by NetDoc
    It has been a while... but I got the inspiration for this at Forty Fathom Grotto today...

    "I want my DPV"
    (With apologies to DIre Straits and all who love "Money for Nothing")

    I want my
    I want my
    I want my DPV

    Look at those divers
    Thats the way you do it,
    Lemme tell they ain't so dumb!
    Scootin' around all under water,
    Acceleratin' with a push of their thumb!

    They got to get those corroded old portholes,
    They got to get those pul-ul-ul-uleeeeeeeeeeeees!
    They got to find them, all the gold now,
    We got to find all the little gooooooodiesssssssssssssssss!
    (who-wa, who-wa)

    Look at those divers
    They ain't even kickin,
    You have to admit that
    they're really smart!
    Glidin' around on their little scooters,
    Lookin' for treasure and doin' their part!

    They got to get those corroded old portholes,
    They got to get those pul-ul-ul-uleeeeeeeeeeeees!
    They got to find them, all the gold now,
    We got to find all the little gooooooodiesssssssssssssssss!
    (who-wa, who-wa)

    I want my
    I want my
    I want my DPV

    I want my
    I want my
    I want my DPV
    That is great!!!!!
    BOW NAUI
    AOW PADI
    EANX PADI
    RESCUE NAUI
    DECOMPRESSION I IANTD
    ADVANCED NITROX IANTD

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    Eric Stone has a couple CDs too... you can find them on iTunes... about 10 bucks each.

    Skip the One Legged Shark Diver cracks me up....

    "When he gets to the dive site, he's the first to go down
    Just him and those hungry sharks swimming around...

    Captain said, 'Hold on here!', with a lump in his throat,
    Poor Divemaster Skip left the food on the boat"

    -B
    Brandon
    "Sorry about that. You caught me with one foot off the merry-go-round tonight."
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    The DIR Song (sung to John Lennon's, "Imagine"):

    Imagine no short hoses,
    It isn’t hard to do,
    Short second bungeed regs.,
    Primary goes to you,
    Imagine all the divers,
    Rigged up just like King George…

    Imagine only frog kicks,
    No silting up the site,
    No console gauges for you,
    An H.I.D. can light,
    Imagine all the divers,
    Diving as perfect teams…

    You may say I drank Kool Aid,
    But I’m not the only one,
    We hope someday you will join us,
    And buy just Halcyon.
    A legitimate adventure has no predetermined outcome. - Chatterton

    A flawlessly working rebreather is almost as dangerous as a completely unreliable unit since reliability encourages complacency.
    - Howard Hall stating the Richard Pyle Paradox

    Decompression algorithms are akin to measuring with a micrometer, marking with chalk and cutting with an ax. - Rick Murchison


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