Be a fan of ScubaBoard.com

Welcome to ScubaBoard, an online scuba diving forum community where you can join over 205,000 divers from around the world discussing all things related to Scuba Diving. To gain full access to ScubaBoard (and make this large box go away) you must register for a free account. As a registered member you will be able to:

  • Participate in over 500 dive topic forums and browse from over 5,500,000 posts.
  • Communicate privately with other divers from around the world.
  • Post your own photos or view from well over 100,000 user submitted images.
  • Gain access to our free classifieds marketplace to buy, sell and trade gear, travel and services.
  • Use the calendar to organize your events and enroll in other members' events.
All this and much more is available to you absolutely free when you register for an account, so sign up today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact the ScubaBoard Support Team.
Page 1 of 47 12345611 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 467


  1. #1
    Sr. Moderator


    Just dive.
     

    Teamcasa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Near Pasadena, CA
    Dives
    500 - 999
    Photos
    205

    Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

    Ask any question and the 1000's of other DORK divers on this board will provide a quick and friendly response to your query.

    For basic DORK Diver information check here:
    http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=188874

    or here

    http://www.dorkdiver.com

    Dave
    DDHF
    Dave

    To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.

  2. #2
    ScubaBoard Enthusiast


    Has not set a "status"
     

    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Dives
    None - Not Certified
    Dear Dork Divers,

    I am very reluctant to take DIR GUE fundies.... What if they will not let me wear my snorkel? Will I be banned from DDHF if I took the fundies?

    Fisher

  3. #3
    MAH SPOON... IS TOO BIG!
    Go Red - Support SB!

    Has not set a "status"
     

    DeltaWardog's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Castle Rock, CO
    Posts
    315
    Dives
    50 - 99
    Dear Dork Divers,

    I recently finished a 3 day PADI OW course. Strangely, I am not feeling any fear as my checkout dive approaches this weekend, and am in fact looking forward to it. From what I have read, this is highly unusual and I should be afraid for my life whenever I approach a large body of water before advancing to tech diver certification. I would like to know - is it safe for me to get into the bathtub without supervision at my current level? Also, should I go for the 14 week university course before I use the hotel swimming pool?

    Sincerely,

    Delta "UnsafeAtAnyDepth" Wardog

  4. #4
    Underwater Pianist


    Has not set a "status"
     

    Fish_Whisperer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    In a car underwater with time to kill....
    Dives
    50 - 99
    Photos
    2
    Dear FisherDVM:
    Give up your pink snorkel only when they pry it from your cold limp hands. Your snorkel is not only your most valuable piece of safety equipment, but it also carries a certain "rigidly upright" attitude, not unlike half of a peace sign to all who do not appreciate its utility and the bold and proud statement it makes!

  5. #5
    Underwater Pianist


    Has not set a "status"
     

    Fish_Whisperer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    In a car underwater with time to kill....
    Dives
    50 - 99
    Photos
    2
    Dear Delta Wardog:
    For the love of God, man!! I cannot stress enough, how absolutely essential it is that you have a partner with you, when using the bathtub! You could slip and knock yourself unconscious and drown! You could scald yourself and need emergency aloe treatments! Not only is having a partner essential for safety, it also conserves water, and there are many who testify that bathing with their partner is actually healthy, clean fun!

    As for your upcoming dive in the Big Water, please be certain that you have a firm grip on your snorkel, and that it is affixed properly. The fourteen week class might be a good idea, if you were thinking of more technical diving, but perhaps your bathtub partner could help you prepare properly. In any case, be safe.

  6. #6
    Vegemite Mod
    Go Red - Support SB!

    Has not set a "status"
     

    almitywife's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Photos
    22
    Quote Originally Posted by Fish_Whisperer
    Dear FisherDVM:
    Give up your pink snorkel only when they pry it from your cold limp hands. Your snorkel is not only your most valuable piece of safety equipment, but it also carries a certain "rigidly upright" attitude, not unlike half of a peace sign to all who do not appreciate its utility and the bold and proud statement it makes!
    Dear Dork,

    i love my snorkel but its yellow...... is that ok? should i try to change?

    kindest regards
    checkout the FUNNIEST thread on SubaBoard!
    Join the SB Fitness Challenge! ..
    Aussies.... 1st March to 6th March '09 is SB Invade the Rock!
    post in this thread if you hate my hubby: I hate Almity1


  7. #7
    Divemaster
    Badge


    Has not set a "status"
     

    J.R.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Central Illinois
    Posts
    880
    Photos
    7
    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaWardog
    Dear Dork Divers,

    I recently finished a 3 day PADI OW course. Strangely, I am not feeling any fear as my checkout dive approaches this weekend, and am in fact looking forward to it. From what I have read, this is highly unusual and I should be afraid for my life whenever I approach a large body of water before advancing to tech diver certification. I would like to know - is it safe for me to get into the bathtub without supervision at my current level? Also, should I go for the 14 week university course before I use the hotel swimming pool?

    Sincerely,

    Delta "UnsafeAtAnyDepth" Wardog
    I would concur with fellow DD, Fish_Whisperer... but would add a few extra thoughts... first, as long has you have your snorkel... there isn't too much to worry about... however, bathtubs really represent both the brightest and worst aspects the diving universe... on one hand, by following Fish_Whisperer's advice you'll probably find that a certain enhanced decompression is achievable... (hot tubs work even better)... HOWEVER... I would note that most accidents happen at home... and drowning in the bathtub (hence the recommendation to always hang on to your snorkel) is one of the common ones..

    Now... I don't have the statistics with me so I don't know if hotel bathtubs have the same risk factors as *home* bathtubs... but I'd stick to hot-tubs... you RARELY hear about issues there (except when ya' go to the hotel and the hot tub is "down for repair"...)...

    Hope this helps...

    J.R.
    DD - #... ummm... something....

  8. #8
    Divemaster
    Badge


    Has not set a "status"
     

    J.R.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Central Illinois
    Posts
    880
    Photos
    7
    Quote Originally Posted by almitywife
    Dear Dork,

    i love my snorkel but its yellow...... is that ok? should i try to change?

    kindest regards
    almitywife... I think I can say, without contradiction or any dispute from my fellow Dorks... that we like ya' just the way ya' are and wouldn't want ya' to go changing on our account...

    J.R.
    DD - # ... ummmm... something

    [OH... and *I* use a yellow snorkel... my wife loves it... she says it make me easy to find... both above and below the briney...]

    OHHHhhhh.... just had a thought... ya' MIGHT want to have several snorkels in different colors... kinda' like a mood ring... could be cool!!!!

  9. #9
    Registered


    Has not set a "status"
     

    bikinichick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Toronto
    Posts
    24
    Dives
    100 - 199
    Dear Dork Diver,
    Thank you for your excellent coverage of bathtub hazards as they relate to diving. However I have a question about sink hazards... do I need to make a safety stop after doing my dishes? Also, what if I have a regulator free flow while I'm doing them?
    Katy

  10. #10
    Vegemite Mod
    Go Red - Support SB!

    Has not set a "status"
     

    almitywife's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Photos
    22
    Quote Originally Posted by J.R.
    almitywife... I think I can say, without contradiction or any dispute from my fellow Dorks... that we like ya' just the way ya' are and wouldn't want ya' to go changing on our account...

    J.R.
    DD - # ... ummmm... something

    [OH... and *I* use a yellow snorkel... my wife loves it... she says it make me easy to find... both above and below the briney...]
    whew... thats a relief, because if i changed my snorkel i would have to change my entire colour co-ordination!


    thanks Dork Divers!
    checkout the FUNNIEST thread on SubaBoard!
    Join the SB Fitness Challenge! ..
    Aussies.... 1st March to 6th March '09 is SB Invade the Rock!
    post in this thread if you hate my hubby: I hate Almity1


Page 1 of 47 12345611 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Dork Divers Manifesto
    By Teamcasa in forum Dork Divers
    Replies: 454
    Last Post: August 16th, 2007, 12:05 PM
  2. Ascubamom. Congrats on your upcoming column.
    By DocVikingo in forum Non-Diving Related Stuff
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: June 15th, 2002, 07:54 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •