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Actually, I'm just procrastinating and this was the best thing I could come up with to justify it.
I posted "Who's got your dork now" in a GLWC thread, and, really, it belongs here.
More Dork Diver mottos:
Welcome to the Dork side.
Dive right in, the Dorks are fine.
Dork Divers do it dorky.
Running out of ideas (and I'm secure enough to admit that the ideas I had really weren't that good to start with... I'm not even sure my grammar is right...)
Good to the Last Dork
Dork Leave Home Without it
Just Dork it
Leave the Dorking to Us
Things Go Better With Dork
A little Dork'll do ya.
A Dork is forever.
Bring out the Dork and bring out the best.
Breakfast of Dorks.
If I've only one life, let me live it as a Dork!
I'd like to buy the world a Dork
Look, Ma, I'm a Dork!
Look for the Dork label.
Nobody doesn't like Dorks.
Nothing comes between me and my Dork
Mama mia, that's a spicy Dork!
Promise her anything, but give her a Dork.
Please don't squeeze the Dork.
Snap! Crackle! Dork!
Reach out and Dork someone.
You deserve a Dork today.
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a Dork.
Where's the Dork?
Yo quiero Dork?
When you say Dork, you've said it all.
You're in good hands with a Dork.