My Booty stinks.

[Scubakevdm]

No matter what I do, my left booty stinks. I wash my booty, after every dive. I wash it then I shake it. I shake my booty up and down the dock. The people there are offended by my booty. When the see me shake it they look away and whisper. There's something wrong with me.

 

[TechBlue]

have you tried washing your left foot? Or if that fails sink the stink?

 

[ReefTrekker]

Very funny.

Try those handi-wipes. Have you wiped your Booty?
Shake it all ya want, just don't let your buddy hold your booty.

 

[Doc Intrepid]

my booty stinks.

If you bend down low and shake that stinky booty to and fro, and still can't get no relief,
then you got a case of Class 5 funk goin' on. Time for drastic measures!

Buy a new pair of booties! And this time, be careful what you step in!

 

[saltwater taffy]

OK, here is what you need to do.............put some Listerine in that booty. Seriously, this will kill any bacteria that may be causing the odor problem.

Hope ya smell like a rose.
SWT

 

[Scubakevdm]

Whoa!!! You don't think Listerine will hurt it if I pour it in my booty?

 

[ReefTrekker]

I tend to agree......putting anything in your Booty can be a bad idea.
Quite frankly, I amazed you got your left foot in there.

 

[Scubakevdm]

Nice!

 

[TechBlue]

lucky it was only the left, else how would he hop?

 

[billtodive]

Oh!! another new concept.....
Most people just put their foot in their mouth...