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    Diver slogans (humor)

    I am looking for slogans for diver, like:
    I have narcosis what is your excuse
    or
    S.ex
    C.razed
    U.nderwater
    B.ad
    A.ss
    Things like this .... got any???
    Kim P

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    Many, many, many, MANY years ago I bought a T-shirt that read

    Florida
    Underwater
    College of the
    Keys
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    Cave divers have longer hoses.
    Divers do it underwater.
    Divers stay down longer.
    It's not the size of your tank that counts, it's the mix you're using.
    Sexy Concher Unaffected By Alcohol
    I don't crap on your lawn, don't crap on my reef.
    Divers-to sharks, the other, other, white meat.
    Wear a wetsuit, make the sharks chew!
    I don't have to swim faster than the shark, just my dive buddy.
    Save the sharks, dive with a Lawyer! (Luv ya Andy)
    Save the whales, dive with a speargun.
    Save the tubers, camp with a trebuchet. (Megadive joke)
    There are two kinds of divers, those who pee in their wetsuit, and those who lie about it.
    Cave divers have reel fun.
    Cavers do it in the dark.
    Cave divers have bigger tanks.
    Once you go nitrox, you'll never go back.
    Nitrox, it's a gas.
    Will work for air fills.

    (Did I mention I seem to have a lot of free time lately?)

    Divers do it on the reef.
    Is that a drysuit valve or are you just happy to see me?
    Divers wear protection.
    No, really, They're just exhaled air bubbles.
    If you're not the lead diver, the view never changes.
    Silt, it's what's for lowviz.
    You can't be a cave diver if you don't have big tanks.
    Tailgate me and I'll flick silt on your mask.
    Divers are people, too.
    Sheep Could Utter Bad Alibis (Luv Ya Andy)
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    these are great ....

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    Okay, here's one from 1998 or so...

    I was teaching while I was doing my Master's--I taught American Culture Studies three times a week, and generally had some good students. Geek/dork that I am, whenever I'd have them do quizzes or exams, I always gave some pop culture extra credit questions just for the hell of it (stuff like the name of the Simpsons' dog, which color lightsaber Luke used in Return of the Jedi, etc.).

    So anyway, one afternoon, I gave them a quiz with the extra credit question of: What does SCUBA stand for? Two people got it right, and I got some pretty funny answers otherwise.

    The one that sticks out, though, was submitted to me by a brunette student who I had a slight crush on--and it didn't help that she was friendly, talkative, and a fan of the band I was in at the time. Her answer was this:

    Sexy
    Chicks
    Undress
    Before
    Acs instructors

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    My favorite is "A bad day of diving is better than a good day at work."

    Here's another funny one, "What do you call a dive instructor who doesn't have a girlfriend?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Divergirl4u
    I am looking for slogans for diver, like:
    I have narcosis what is your excuse
    or
    S.ex
    C.razed
    U.nderwater
    B.ad
    A.ss
    Things like this .... got any???
    Kim P
    HA! that was awesome!
    got this one off of a bumper sticker, thats on my car actually, "divers do it deeper, go down longer, come up wetter, and always satisfy!"
    Im not drunk! I have nitrogen narcosis!!http://www.myspace.com/javiousmaximus

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    nothing in a cave is worth dieting for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DebbyDiver
    My favorite is "A bad day of diving is better than a good day at work."
    I like that one too.

    Here's one I made up and posted on SB before:

    Smart
    Chicks
    Undergo
    Breast
    Augmentation
    Plenty of ghoti in the sea.
    Mislav

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