Cave divers have longer hoses.
Divers do it underwater.
Divers stay down longer.
It's not the size of your tank that counts, it's the mix you're using.
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I don't crap on your lawn, don't crap on my reef.
Divers-to sharks, the other, other, white meat.
Wear a wetsuit, make the sharks chew!
I don't have to swim faster than the shark, just my dive buddy.
Save the sharks, dive with a Lawyer! (Luv ya Andy)
Save the whales, dive with a speargun.
Save the tubers, camp with a trebuchet. (Megadive joke)
There are two kinds of divers, those who pee in their wetsuit, and those who lie about it.
Cave divers have reel fun.
Cavers do it in the dark.
Cave divers have bigger tanks.
Once you go nitrox, you'll never go back.
Nitrox, it's a gas.
Will work for air fills.
(Did I mention I seem to have a lot of free time lately?)
Divers do it on the reef.
Is that a drysuit valve or are you just happy to see me?
Divers wear protection.
No, really, They're just exhaled air bubbles.
If you're not the lead diver, the view never changes.
Silt, it's what's for lowviz.
You can't be a cave diver if you don't have big tanks.
Tailgate me and I'll flick silt on your mask.
Divers are people, too.
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