I need a fake wife for a Disney casting this Friday

[jar546]

No jokes. Out of the blue I was contacted by a talent manager who recommended me for a Disney casting in Orlando this Friday. The problem is that my kids are too old now and I need a fake wife and 2 kids, one M, one F both younger 10-13 and or 15-17 range. I think I have a 12 y/o girl diver taken care of, the agency may have the boy but I still need a female diver 35-to late 40's that is "attractive" (their requirement but I'm not arguing)

If anyone is interested please just email me direct at Jeff@JeffRemas.com because I hate PM's.

I know there will be a lot of jokes with this one but this is legit. I am a married man but this is just for a casting call.

Thanks,

Jeff

 

[bumcikaz]

Take your wife

 

[Malpaso]

Take your wife

And tell them, in front of your wife, that you think she is attractive enough, and if they don't, you don't need their gig.

 

[jar546]

My wife does not dive, neither do either of my daughters, step daughters. My step son is too old but he does dive. Unfortunately he lives in PA.

I posted here for a reason.

 

[Malpaso]

Dude - it was a joke about scoring points with your wife.

 

[Stoo]

POF.com ? The Leading Free Online Dating Site for Singles & Personals

You could probably find someone... Offer cash!

 

[agilis]

Consistent with the fake wife theme, you should be able to find a female impersonator in one of the many drag queen clubs in south Florida.

 

[fire_diver]

Consistent with the fake wife theme, you should be able to find a female impersonator in one of the many drag queen clubs in south Florida.

Maybe he could hire some midgets to play his kids!

 

[Arubandi07]

Might wanna throw in some more specific info as to just what that gig actually involves ... Anyway, good luck!!

 

[jar546]

Might wanna throw in some more specific info as to just what that gig actually involves ... Anyway, good luck!!

They are not sharing much information other than it pays $500 per day per person.

Now I remember why I was apprehensive about posting this here. The only person that actually had a decent post was the only person from Florida. I bet if I posted in the NY area I would get poster from FL