Dive Computer calculating post-dive time to sex

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klausi

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Wouldn't it be time someone came out with a dive computer which calculated the time one should wait after a dive until it's reasonably safe to have sex? I think so!

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Just go real slow and all will be fine. Maybe better.
 
You can always start while you are still underwater...
 
Were these algorithms validated using Doppler studies or experimental goat studies?




Man, I thought that would be funny but it just sounds really weird...
 
Were these algorithms validated using Doppler studies or experimental goat studies?




Man, I thought that would be funny but it just sounds really weird...

Those are not mutually exclusive!
 
"Vigorous sex can be as demanding as kickboxing." Guys, I'm pretty sure that ONE of us is doing this wrong
 
Why not just join the Five Fathom Club... it's similar to the Mile High Club.
 
Why not just join the Five Fathom Club... it's similar to the Mile High Club.

Bu then you have to wait 24 hours before you can join the mile high club :D
 
Bu then you have to wait 24 hours before you can join the mile high club :D

It's only 12-18 hours if you follow PADI standards and stay within NDLs (and let's be real, at 30ft you're GOING to be within NDLs)....
 
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