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Found this while researching urinating while diving -- don't ask -- made me smile...
3 Dive instruction groups are out on a dive boat 2 miles from shore about to come back in, when the engines break.
The NAUI students go up to their instructor and ask what to do. The NAUI instructor says, "You are to don your scuba unit, enter the water as a group, descend to 15 feet and swim to shore, ensuring that your scuba unit stays in place.
The SSI students go up to their instructor and ask what to do. The SSI instructor says, "You are to get into the water with your gear and swim at a brisk pace to shore. I expect you all to be there in 5 minutes."
The PADI students go up to their instructor and ask what to do. The PADI instructor looks at his watch then says, "If you'll wait about an hour, give me an extra $150, we can start our first wreck dive."
Last edited by Scuba-Bill; October 19th, 2005 at 12:39 AM.
Reason: Fat Fingers
Gary
NASDS Scuba Diver (1970), SSI Diver Stress & Rescue (2004), SSI AOW (2005), SSI Master Diver (2011) It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle; Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BCE - 322 BCE)
Psalms 104:25,26; vs. 25 There is the sea, vast and spacious, teeming with creatures beyond numbers living things both large and small. vs. 26 There the ships go to and fro, and the leviathan, which you formed to frolic there in.
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