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    Ghostly jokes...

    Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
    He was buttering up his teacher.

    Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
    He's all right now.

    What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
    A holy terror

    What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
    Hoblin Goblin.

    What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
    Zombeef.

    What do you do with a green monster?
    Wait until it ripens

    What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
    Decomposing

    What's a haunted chicken?
    A poultry-geist.

    What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
    A dead ringer.

    Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
    He heard children were half price (thats just
    Wrong...)

    Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    For the boos.

    Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ?
    The cook was beating the eggs.
    see you in the funny papers..

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    why don't witches fly on broomsticks?

    they are afraid they might fly off the handle!

    Everything I say is untrue and the opposite of what I really think, and I constantly make all kinds of things up just for fun

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