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    You might be a Cyber Diver if....

    you bought a dive computer and was upset because it couldn't get online.

    you skip out on group dives, because it might hurt your post count.

    you have more computer gear than dive gear.

    you take your laptop to the dive site, so you can be the first to post about the dive.
    "We might be dive buddies, but that doesn't make us friends." MonkeyWeasel Dive Apparel

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    You constantly run out of USB cables cos there not waterproof
    If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much room

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    You might be a cyber diver if... you've learned to be intentionally vague, because you're tired of people Monday Morning Quarterbacking your dives and telling you that YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! :shakehead
    Last edited by Fish_Whisperer; January 24th, 2007 at 10:27 AM.

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    You have more posts than dives









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    "Why do animal lovers always make a bigger stink about fur than leather? It is much safer to pick fights with rich old ladies than with bikers." Thanks GypsyJim

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    If your "dive buddy" is an IBM techie,
    or you only know your girlfriend as Mermaid 69.

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    You wonder how deep an Otterbox can go with a PocketPC in it before it floods...
    ... you want to take a PocketPC with you because wet notes are to illegible after a dive to make clear enough notes in a log, with the PocketPC I can log my dive while I dive.. then get home and sync it out and instant log book update.
    ... you dive for the zen peaceful feeling but drool over having a mask with sideband communications on it!
    ... you think adding a laser pointer to a spear gun is a great idea!
    ... you hum "So long and thanks for all the fish.." every time you see dolphins...
    see you in the funny papers..

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    you log more time on Sb than bottom time per year....
    Time flies when you are having fun, fruit flies like bananas...

    http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/div...home-pond.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBulla
    ... you hum "So long and thanks for all the fish.." every time you see dolphins...
    ... you can quote douglas adams.
    Don't try to describe the Ocean if you haven't seen it...
    Jimmy Buffett

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    Quote Originally Posted by vablackwater
    ... you can quote douglas adams.
    Or William Gibson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish_Whisperer
    Or William Gibson.

    better than qouting Mel Gibson
    Time flies when you are having fun, fruit flies like bananas...

    http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/div...home-pond.html

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