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    Comrade Divers' guide to make diving good habits

    Here's to where we make good diving habits thinking.
    I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one.

    "Too often ... people enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" - Leapfrog
    "They are the McDonalds of diver certification. Quick, inexpensive and tasty. Pardon me for saying so, but I also believe it to be a health hazard." - DCBC
    "It truly does boil down to motivation ... if you believe something is hard, or unnecessary to learn, you won't learn it ... even if it's completely within your capability" - Bob (Grateful Diver)


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    Da. I see Olga and Vas are driving the dive computer!

    I cannot see setting, but gauge?
    Last edited by RS; January 28th, 2007 at 12:13 AM.
    Dive safe.

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    to make learning benefit for glorious comrade divers, following skit please watch:

    diver 1: comrade diver, i have no training.
    diver 2: comrade diver, put this in mouth, do not stop breathing, go dive
    diver 1: yes comrade diver!

    diver 3: comrade diver, i feel tingly all over and joints ache
    diver 2: comrade diver, take aspirin and call in the morning
    diver 3: yes comrade diver!

    diver 4: comrade diver, shark bite me
    diver 2 bite back, comrade diver! and bring some meat to me
    diver 4: yes comrade diver!

    thanks you! very good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by H2Andy
    to make learning benefit for glorious comrade divers, following skit please watch:

    diver 1: comrade diver, i have no training.
    diver 2: comrade diver, put this in mouth, do not stop breathing, go dive
    diver 1: yes comrade diver!

    diver 3: comrade diver, i feel tingly all over and joints ache
    diver 2: comrade diver, take aspirin and call in the morning
    diver 3: yes comrade diver!

    diver 4: comrade diver, shark bite me
    diver 2 bite back, comrade diver! and bring some meat to me
    diver 4: yes comrade diver!
    спасибо!

    this is hilarious!

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    Thal, LOL! Where did that come from?

    If anyone's interested what the poster really says:
    "Go buddy, join us in Kolhoz!" What's Kolhoz?

    Disclaimer to geographically impaired: Croatia isn't and never was a part of the Soviet Union, it's not even close. Russian isn't similar to Croatian, it isn't spoken in Croatia and we don't write in cyrillics.
    Plenty of ghoti in the sea.
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    It started with the Term Buddy should be Partner and grew.
    I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one.

    "Too often ... people enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" - Leapfrog
    "They are the McDonalds of diver certification. Quick, inexpensive and tasty. Pardon me for saying so, but I also believe it to be a health hazard." - DCBC
    "It truly does boil down to motivation ... if you believe something is hard, or unnecessary to learn, you won't learn it ... even if it's completely within your capability" - Bob (Grateful Diver)


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    Damn, they closed the thread....

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    That thread was about the term for buddies, we exhausted that, this one keeps the spirit alive.
    I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one.

    "Too often ... people enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" - Leapfrog
    "They are the McDonalds of diver certification. Quick, inexpensive and tasty. Pardon me for saying so, but I also believe it to be a health hazard." - DCBC
    "It truly does boil down to motivation ... if you believe something is hard, or unnecessary to learn, you won't learn it ... even if it's completely within your capability" - Bob (Grateful Diver)


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