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Someone please finish this joke for me: A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and sausage under the other. She asks for three drinks. . . .
The trivia section of the IMDB listing for "The Breakfast Club" says this:
The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
The whole quote is: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, 'I guess you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says-- [The ceiling gives way.] Oh ****!"
the guy who walks into a bar with a frog on his head?.....................................
,,,, the frog says to the bartender " would you believe this started out as a wart on my azs?"