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    Favorite Scuba Phrases

    I've heard lots of good, amusing scuba phrases on here and figured why not group them? Things like "Ascend as many times as you descend" etc etc. One of my favorites is something my dive instructor once said when he referred to kayaks as "War canoes that like to use snorkels as slalom polls".
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    the classical one :

    "there are no good divers, there are only old divers"


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    I like the very popular one "take only pictures, leave only bubbles" I thought it was so clever the first time I heard it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zieg View Post
    "Trust me, I'm a Divemaster, I'm here to save you."
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    "There are two kinds of divers, divers that pee in their wetsuits and divers that don't tell the truth."
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    Is that a snorkel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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    If you use that you will die. one of my favorites
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