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A Captain at the deck of his ship spots one enemy battleship, immediately afterwards he calls to his men: "Bring me my red coat".
His men bring him his coat and battle against the opposing ship. After the battleship retreats, his men ask him why he needed to have his red coat and he answers by saying: "It's so that if I get hit you don't see me bleeding and so I don't lose the morale of my crew".
A while later the captain spots twenty enemy battleships closing in on his ship. His men ask: "Should we bring your red coat, sir?"
The Captain replies: "Yes, and bring my brown pants too."
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