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  1. April 4th, 2010, 05:16 PM #1
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    Fornarcated:the realization that you are truly narc'd and truly...

    This thread is about Narcology, words and phrases that describe various conditions, circumstances, and results of being narc'd.

    Fornarcation: the realization that you are truly narc'd and truly f****d.

    Narc-oleptic: one that suddenly and unexpectedly narc's

    Kleptonarc: one that tells another's narc tale as their own

    Step up to the plate folks, let's see what ya got....
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    Arachnarcphobia - Fear of deep diving spiders.
    Narcolonitis - That moment before the Warhammer @ depth!
    Narcissist - Thinking you look cool doing the Warhammer.
    Narcotine - Substance that causes "Dark Narc" feeling during SI after a cigar at the back of the boat.
    Narcimedes - Deep diving Greek mathematician.
    Menarc a trois -3 screwed dive buddies.
    Aardvnarc - Narcturnal animal, normally native to Africa, but; sometimes seen by divers around 150ft or deeper, eating sea ants.
    NarKansas - The home state of former Pres. Clinton and his state of mind when he didn't have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
    Communarcation - Discussion with little fishies and nudibranches.
    Fornarcation - need I explain?
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    Narcoholic - the divers that drink and dive in order to be narked for the duration of the dive!
    Anarcoholic - a diver thats scared to dive with narcoholics.
    DiveNarcoMaster aka DNM - a narced dm who makes mistakes u/w.
    Narcomaniac - narced wannabe diver who is breathing trough inflater
    Narchilea - shisha
    Narcbook - imaginary logbook
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    Neglected to credit IrishSquid with the word 'fornarcation', and the two definitions were inspired by this.
    Fornarcation: being too deep for too long in the forums
    And, of course, the thread title.

    Remember the Monkees?
    He's on the 'Last Train to Narcville'.

    And lest we forget, another common malady...DeNarc, or Delayed Onset Narcossis. This occurs during surface intervals, and can be triggered by the presence of expensive, cool, new gear in a dive shop.

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    Fircorfornicinflammate

    The rash on your genitals after you realize the mermaid you thought you were screwing at 120 feet was really an attractive chunk of fire coral.
    I will no longer be responding to vision care advice requests either via pm or on the thread I started on that subject. My apologies in advance for any consternation that may result.
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    Narcosaurus: the narc'd guy in the horse collar

    Anarchist: too narc'd to follow the rules

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    Quote Originally Posted by inventor View Post
    Narcosaurus: the narc'd guy in the horse collar

    Anarchist: too narc'd to follow the rules
    Nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by idocsteve View Post
    Fircorfornicinflammate

    The rash on your genitals after you realize the mermaid you thought you were screwing at 120 feet was really an attractive chunk of fire coral.
    Woah! Sounds like you're experienced in this.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by idocsteve View Post
    Fircorfornicinflammate

    The rash on your genitals after you realize the mermaid you thought you were screwing at 120 feet was really an attractive chunk of fire coral.
    Not speaking from PERSONAL experience, I truly hope!!!
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