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    This made me laugh.

    A tourist in a dock side bar in Florida asks a well weathered Irishman sitting at the bar:
    "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"



    To which the Irishman replies:
    "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f**kin' boat!


    This made me smile early in the am.

    Is this funny of am I just a bit off ?

    Jim Breslin

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    All varioations of that have always made me laugh as well but I am notably "off" so do not use that as a judge of you
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBRES1 View Post
    A tourist in a dock side bar in Florida asks a well weathered Irishman sitting at the bar:
    "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"



    To which the Irishman replies:
    "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f**kin' boat!


    This made me smile early in the am.

    Is this funny of am I just a bit off ?

    Jim Breslin
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