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  1. February 3rd, 2012, 12:48 AM #1
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    Sh*t Scuba Divers Say

    Based on the now -extremely- popular meme, Sh7t People Say, etc, let's compile one for Scuba Divers.


    If you don't know the meme, please by all means, study the videos behind this link:
    http://mashable.com/2012/01/27/best-...le-say-videos/


    Then, the *best* ones can be printed, and all the great guys & gals at Invade Coz next summer can say them on video! What a wonderful idea, no? YES!!!

    I just need participants in this thread...

    Fire those one liners away !!!
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    Have you dove here before?

    Do I have to use a snorkel?
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    Do you know how to use the marine toilet?

    What's an SMB???
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    Wow, I love your fins! They're so cute.

    Oops, I forgot my dive computer in my luggage !
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    God it's cold when you're out of the water!

    Who needs a hand to carry their stuff?

    Can I buddy with you?

    Who's up for a night dive after this?
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